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Happy Christmas to all of you


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On 26/12/2019 at 15:39, Tony Moanero said:

Anyone get anything nice for Christmas?

 

I received the usual tangerine, small selection of nuts and sweets, a shiny new penny and a kick in the bollocks. Was made up, like.

 

My kids bought me The Chase board game and I gleefully kicked their arses at it on Xmas Day. 

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43 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

My kids bought me The Chase board game and I gleefully kicked their arses at it on Xmas Day. 

It’s the only way. I haven’t got any kids, but my Dad used to kick our arses at just about everything we played - Othello, Yahtzee, Subbuteo, Battleships, Cluedo and Monopoly.

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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

It’s the only way. I haven’t got any kids, but my Dad used to kick our arses at just about everything we played - Othello, Yahtzee, Subbuteo, Battleships, Cluedo and Monopoly.

 

I saw my arse after literally the first roll of the dice in a game of Monopoly on Xmas Eve. The boy landed on a Chance straight away and it said ‘advance to the next railway station, if unowned you may buy it, etc’

 

In my eyes, he had no right to buy it because he hadn’t travelled all the way around the board. They’re the fucking established rules, man. He said he disagreed, which was worth a try on his part because you’ve got to try and gain an edge in Monopoly, however Mrs Turdseye then outrageously backed him up. I was fuming. Spent a good couple of minutes voicing my displeasure and threatening to quit the game.

 

They wouldn’t budge so I thought to myself fuck it, I’m here for the long haul and I’ll play for six hours if necessary and make you earn the win, you pair of cheating bastards. 

 

That argument and my subsequent sniping about it lowered the tone so much that everyone had had enough after half an hour and decided that they wanted to play something else instead. So as the last man standing I was the winner by default. 

 

It really is the most wonderful time of the year. 

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