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Happy Christmas to all of you


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1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

Merry crimbo all.

 

I don't really like it now that I'm turning into a miserable old cunt, but someone got me bailey's chocolates so that was cool. I also asked Alexa to play Atari Teenage Riot in the front room after opening some presents, and my brother quickly told her to stop, but she didn't hear him properly and said something then carried on playing the song. It was proper banging techno as well, had tears forming in my eyes from laughing. So even if most of the rest of it sucks have at least had a good laugh at that.

You asked Alexa... were you wearing your tin foil helmet at the time?? All the best RP, you cracked fucker.

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2 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

You asked Alexa... were you wearing your tin foil helmet at the time?? All the best RP, you cracked fucker.

Haha don't know why I said asked, as if she's (or it? I'm doing it again) real or something. Probably christmas derangement syndrome and me still being half tired. All the best to you too.

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Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids bought me ‘The Chase’ board game. Can’t wait to finish my dinner and then prove that I’m cleverer than all of them. 

Grind them into the fucking dirt mate.

 

Best way to prepare them for life’s miseries.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Just now, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Grind them into the fucking dirt mate.

 

Best way to prepare them for life’s miseries.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

Haha. Out of rep mate. 

 

I bought Trivial Pursuit Live on the Nintendo Switch yesterday. They had the kids questions, I had the ones for big clever grown ups. I still won. 

 

HAVE IT. 

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3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Haha. Out of rep mate. 

 

I bought Trivial Pursuit Live on the Nintendo Switch yesterday. They had the kids questions, I had the ones for big clever grown ups. I still won. 

 

HAVE IT. 

It's the only way they'll learn.

 

My 8 year old nephew got a kid's pool table, and I spent the morning absolutely destroying him like I was Fast Eddie. In hindsight, constantly calling fouls was tight of me, but rules are rules.

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10 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's the only way they'll learn.

 

My 8 year old nephew got a kid's pool table, and I spent the morning absolutely destroying him like I was Fast Eddie. In hindsight, constantly calling fouls was tight of me, but rules are rules.

Should have twatted him with the cue as well. Desensitisation to violence is a life skill.

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Went to the community center today to spend the day putting on a Christmas dinner for; the homeless, those below the poverty line, refugees and those, who are well - just lonely and on their own.

Knackered now after doing our dinner when we get back after laying and setting the tables, serving to everyone and delivering meals to those who couldn't make it to the center. And as like last year, yes, that's my champion of champions of trifles taking center stage on the afters table.

Merry Christmas GF'ers and peace and good will to all and lets hope that next year, a smattering of socialism and care for one another, spreads its ever so tiny little wings into this clusterfuck of greed and egocentric capitalisn shitfest, that we call a nation.

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Went to the community center today to spend the day putting on a Christmas dinner for; the homeless, those below the poverty line, refugees and those, who are well - just lonely and on their own.

Knackered now after doing our dinner when we get back after laying and setting the tables, serving to everyone and delivering meals to those who couldn't make it to the center. And as like last year, yes, that's my champion of champions of trifles taking center stage on the afters table.

Merry Christmas GF'ers and peace and good will to all and lets hope that next year, a smattering of socialism and care for one another, spreads its ever so tiny little wings into this clusterfuck of greed and egocentric capitalisn shitfest, that we call a nation.

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

Fair fucking play mate!

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Had a nice day.  Took dog out first thing.  Had a nap. Visited mrs brother who's really one of the best blokes you can meet. 

Seen my mum, sister nephew auntie and brother in law. 

Went to my step son had a great meal seen grandkids thrilled by their presents.  Now getting pissed.

First Christmas without my dad but busy so distracted. 

Been nice. My nephew was smaller than the mrs last year. He's now 6 foot 1 at 14

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2 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Went to the community center today to spend the day putting on a Christmas dinner for; the homeless, those below the poverty line, refugees and those, who are well - just lonely and on their own.

Knackered now after doing our dinner when we get back after laying and setting the tables, serving to everyone and delivering meals to those who couldn't make it to the center. And as like last year, yes, that's my champion of champions of trifles taking center stage on the afters table.

Merry Christmas GF'ers and peace and good will to all and lets hope that next year, a smattering of socialism and care for one another, spreads its ever so tiny little wings into this clusterfuck of greed and egocentric capitalisn shitfest, that we call a nation.

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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