Takumi Minamino

[Tourt]

On 27/12/2019 at 17:59, Shooter in the Motor said:

He's no Jack Grealish. 

He is the Shogun.

 

When the mist is on the Mersey, Minamino hunts at dawn.

 

Haiku rules.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Tourt said:

 

Haiku rules.

 

 

Should have given him number 575

[Elite]

Get him on the bench for the Sheffield United game.

[Jairzinho]

He'll need a few weeks to get used to the quantity of peds we'll have him on.

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

He'll need a few weeks to get used to the quantity of peds we'll have him on.

He worked for Red Bull pal

[Jairzinho]

19 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

He worked for Red Bull pal

Yeah, he's not on jumped up lucozade now. He had better get used to an amount of roids that could kill a small elephant.

[Dr Nowt]

Need to set him up with one of these contraptions too.

 

Give WADA a dose of unadulterated child’s piss.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, he's not on jumped up lucozade now. He had better get used to an amount of roids that could kill a small elephant.

I'm always surprised how good our players eyesight is after having so many smack injections reet in to the peepers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If Klopp turns average players into worldies with his magic KloppoDrugs© then Minamino is going to win the Ballon d'Or next year.

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Get him on the bench for the Sheffield United game.

Don't think the paperwork will get through. Needs all the international clearance, work permits etc. Everton at the earliest 

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Get him on the bench for the Sheffield United game.

 

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Don't think the paperwork will get through. Needs all the international clearance, work permits etc. Everton at the earliest 

Window doesnt open until 1st january but the FA say he cannot be registered in time to play on 2nd and therefore the FA Cup 3rd Round! Bizarre.

[Lee909]

36 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

 

Window doesnt open until 1st january but the FA say he cannot be registered in time to play on 2nd and therefore the FA Cup 3rd Round! Bizarre.

Typical FA, the window might be open fir New Year's day but like fuck are we working. 

 

Doubt he would have permits anyway. 

Just have to score the winner against Spurs or Utd then

[Barnesey]

Have we got our money back from Japanese shirt sales yet?

[ZonkoVille77]

I've never hated anyone as much as this cunt.

[Remmie]

Completely anonymous against Wolves, it's as if he wasn't even there

[Anubis]

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

If he doesn't do 200 Cruyff turns in the Everton game like Lallana then we should sell him for £25m to Red Bull Liepzig. 

[jonnyp]

Has he leant on anything yet?

[J-V]

Already in the treatment room the malingerer.

 

Nice of Shaq to Welcome his replacement.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[aRdja]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

“that’s really Mo Salah I’m training with...”

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Ginny]

The Scouse Samurai 

[Elite]

Just now, Ginny said:

The Scouse Samurai 

Great nickname 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Ginny said:

The Scouse Samurai 

Milner should give up his shirt.