Watford (H) Premier League - 14/12/19

[3 Stacks]

The only things I know about Watford is that Elton John is involved and there's a video of some guy who supports them that got to interview Mila Kunis and he invited her to a game. Otherwise, they're an irrelevant, small club. 

[suzy]

6 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

The only things I know about Watford is that Elton John is involved and there's a video of some guy who supports them that got to interview Mila Kunis and he invited her to a game. Otherwise, they're an irrelevant, small club. 

They also play that stupid Z cars tune when the players come out onto the pitch! Weird.

[Em City]

My mate lived and worked in Watford for two years.

 

By all accounts, it's a feral shithole.

[Davelfc]

Seems the Watford gap starts at their left ear and finishes at their right one. 

[s(k)aturation]

8 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

The only things I know about Watford is that Elton John is involved and there's a video of some guy who supports them that got to interview Mila Kunis and he invited her to a game. Otherwise, they're an irrelevant, small club. 

 

What makes a Football League Club irrelevant?

 

Only finishing as runners-up in the top flight once?

 

Only making a couple of FA Cup Finals?

 

Or is it something more nuanced - like people who support them don't matter?

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hope we bum them and Pearson lays the nut on Deeney when he subs him for being shite. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

 

 

There is nothing that cannot be improved by not being in that shitehole Watford. Nothing.

[johnsusername]

It's weird seeing barnes in the watford kit. 

[Elite]

24 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

It's weird seeing barnes in the watford kit. 

The cream always rises to the top.

[johnsusername]

Why does the Watford club badge have a moose on it? Praise Marty Moose!

[Reckoner]

Fuckin Tory

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Why does the Watford club badge have a moose on it? Praise Marty Moose!

It's a hart deer that used to roam freely all over Hertfordshire apparently!

[Johnlj]

At some stupid birthday thingie, so can't watch the damn game, meaning we'll snot them and lose by tree fiddy goals. Virgil to make nine own goals and seventeen pelantys.

[LFC 6 Times]

Front 6 of Hendo, Ox, Keita, Mo, Mane, Divock. Around 5 or 6-0 to us.

[moof]

Pearson is a weird little cunt isn’t he. Hope we destroy these

[magicrat]

On 11/12/2019 at 08:00, блядь said:

Seems the Watford gap starts at their left ear and finishes at their right one. 

Just a pity it's not in Watford

[Bruce Spanner]

2 hours ago, moof said:

Pearson is a weird little cunt isn’t he. Hope we destroy these

Always strikes me as PE teacher who’s been suspended pending investigation.

[dave u]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Always strikes me as PE teacher who’s been suspended pending investigation.

 

Hahaha that's the second best description of him I've heard.

 

The best was RedKnight saying Pearson is the type of fella who holds onto your hand too long in a handshake.

[dylstar]

 

[Remmie]

I've invented my own Viz profanisaurus\urban dictionary term which is the Watford gap. I am referring to a thigh gap:

 

 

[Remmie]

Also known as a pool cue postbox because you can post the entire cue from between the legs without touching the sides

[magicrat]

I hope we don't expect them to play like Bournemouth. Stranger things have happened than bottom beating top and they will be running round like rabbits fucking slippers to impress Pearson. We need to be on our game 

[Anubis]

Yay. Let’s hope our new manager bounce means we smash them .

[alles ist gut]

No Lovren; switch to 2-3-5.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/12/2019 at 14:34, dockers_strike said:

It's a hart deer that used to roam freely all over Hertfordshire apparently!

Very interesting. 

 

I wonder how Berkshire got its name.