Your Greatest Contribution to TLW?

[The Golden Eel]

I've contributed absolutely nothing remotely memorable, useful, helpful or insightful in about 10 years. Which is actually quite impressive in itself. You're welcome. 

[Captain Turdseye]

46 minutes ago, DimReaper said:

I've contributed absolutely nothing remotely memorable, useful, helpful or insightful in about 10 years. Which is actually quite impressive in itself. You're welcome. 

 

[Stouffer]

I've met Karl and Owen in the flesh and they are the best  TLW Royalty.

[Bruce Spanner]

Oh, I was DRUNK drunk last night...

 

My humble apologies for bumping a load of old nonsense.

[Remmie]

Bumping is proper GF behaviour, especially whilst being a Whisky bitch. So go and reward yourself by spunking in a dishwasher

[Champ]

15 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

A rose in a bed of cunts. 

Yer just need rounding up once in a while

[halewood pete]

I believe I was the first person to suggest the creation of a green Jesus flag in memory of Stevebaby (RIP)

[Paul]

On 06/12/2019 at 03:41, Nunavut Patrick said:

Educating the forum on seal clubbing, colonial Belgium's atrocities and leading a push to sign Edwin Congo.

 

 

 

*Coughs*
 

Joint leading

 

*Coughs*

[Nunavut Patrick]

Apologies Paul, we never completed our mission to Levante to bring him home.

 

What a year that was culminating in the server crashing after Istanbul and the Pasta thread lost forever.

[Remmie]

I brought the expression "cunt him in the bastard" to the forum.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, halewood pete said:

I believe I was the first person to suggest the creation of a green Jesus flag in memory of Stevebaby (RIP)

You've also done your share of damage to the Joke thread.

 

Bless you, you bastard. 

[Paul]

16 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Apologies Paul, we never completed our mission to Levante to bring him home.

 

What a year that was culminating in the server crashing after Istanbul and the Pasta thread lost forever.

That pasta thread is the greatest thing ever in my mind even though I can now barely remember anything about it. 

[Moo]

On 05/12/2019 at 14:00, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Getting some people to use the term ‘ drama quim ‘ I instead of

‘ hysterical fanny ‘ for a short while. Fucking bastards should have kept it up!

 

Cunts!

I think I might have coined "hysterical fannies" to begin with, though I might be giving myself too much credit. But if true, that's a pretty impressive contribution to TLW I reckon. 

[Alan Sex]

I dunno. Tits and jokes mostly. 

[General Dryness]

41 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

I dunno. Tits and jokes mostly. 

That'll do, Sex. That'll do.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Alan Sex said:

I dunno. Tits and jokes mostly. 

There is great lineage in TLW perv history, including luminaries such as Edward and "Irish loony" Bill but Sex has been keeping it up the longest. Kudos