Managerial sack race

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Everton's biggest problem is that they are shite, not only on the field but the whole set up. They've been this way ever since the top clubs left them behind in nearly every aspect of the modern game. It's made worse by the fact they don't realise this. If they did they could easily plan accordingly and just stay a mid-table team with the odd flurry in the cups and an outside chance of Europe. Then they could build on this accordingly. But no, their fans and board think if they just throw money at it they'll challenge the top four without actually getting in decent players and a manager. They are just desperate to try and catch us up and don't see the damage it is doing. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

49 minutes ago, Baltar said:

I just can't understand how Silva is employed by a Premiership club. Can someone explain what is supposed to be special about him?

He can make managers like gravy tits look good.

[Guest]

52 minutes ago, deiseach said:

One person who won't win this race is Jurgen Flopp. What a loser!

He's in Kloppage time. 

[deiseach]

50 minutes ago, suzy said:

Just got home from work convinced I’d find Everton managerless but all quiet...

You don't have to be sacked to be sacked etc

[deiseach]

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[niallers]

Their fume will be exasperated by the silence of their board. "Sack him now, la!  Everton aren't we? Fucking red shite behaviour sticking by your manager." 

Let the miserable fucks stew. 

[suzy]

15 minutes ago, niallers said:

Their fume will be exasperated by the silence of their board. "Sack him now, la!  Everton aren't we? Fucking red shite behaviour sticking by your manager." 

Let the miserable fucks stew. 

Love that! Red shite behaviour!

[Bjornebye]

Wonder what this fella is thinking

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Wonder what this fella is thinking

 

 

 

“Where’s all my fucking lemo gone? I bought a henry and I’ve only had 3 keys off it.”

[scudger99]

3 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Everton's biggest problem is that they are shite, not only on the field but the whole set up. They've been this way ever since the top clubs left them behind in nearly every aspect of the modern game. It's made worse by the fact they don't realise this. If they did they could easily plan accordingly and just stay a mid-table team with the odd flurry in the cups and an outside chance of Europe. Then they could build on this accordingly. But no, their fans and board think if they just throw money at it they'll challenge the top four without actually getting in decent players and a manager. They are just desperate to try and catch us up and don't see the damage it is doing. 

Nail on the head.

The way that they are touting managers with proven European pedigree as being next in their dugout is further proof of their separation from reality.  The harsh reality for them is that right now the Moyesiah or the Gravy slurping fatfuck is their level.  When you're used to dining on steak at the top table, who wants the option of a dod of dogshit instead ?

The Bloo fans who realize this are soon shouted down by the deluded masses who think that Everton are the next Champions of Europe in waiting.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Wonder what this fella is thinking

 

 

 

 

"Ah've got tae get ma yellaw tie an' kilo of beak ready fer January 31st. Deadline Day is Jim's day!"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

11 minutes ago, scudger99 said:

Nail on the head.

The way that they are touting managers with proven European pedigree as being next in their dugout is further proof of their separation from reality.  The harsh reality for them is that right now the Moyesiah or the Gravy slurping fatfuck is their level.  When you're used to dining on steak at the top table, who wants the option of a dod of dogshit instead ?

The Bloo fans who realize this are soon shouted down by the deluded masses who think that Everton are the next Champions of Europe in waiting.

 

They are just utterly deluded. It's like some sad fucker buying a Ferrari on tick just because his neighbour has two fully paid ones in his garage. 

[scudger99]

7 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

They are just utterly deluded. It's like some sad fucker buying a Ferrari on tick just because his neighbour has two fully paid ones in his garage. 

And having the salesman and neighbour knowingly laughing in their faces.

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

They are just utterly deluded. It's like some sad fucker buying a Ferrari on tick just because his neighbour has two fully paid ones in his garage. 

More like they buy a Toyota MR2 for Ferrari price, someone's painted red and drew a horse on the bonnet.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

More like they buy a Toyota MR2 for Ferrari price, someone's painted red and drew a horse on the bonnet.

[3 Stacks]

You rarely have a moment during a season where so many managers at quote unquote big clubs are doing such a bad job at the same time. Ole, Emery, Pellegrini and Silva. All awful and all will probably go soon enough. I would say in order of who deserves to lose their job the most, imo: Emery, Pellegrini, Silva, then Ole.

 

Emery just has no excuse. They have been getting outplayed by just about everybody and it's not a small sample size. Watford had 31 shots against them. 31! And they lost 8-0 the next week!

 

West Ham have spent loads of money and are still terrible. Them being so close to relegation is inexcusable. Silva is in a similar situation, but I think he's been slightly better.

 

Ole is awful but he can argue he's had mitigating circumstances with the squad they have, although it should be pointed out to him that there are multiple far worse squads doing better than United are this season.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

First thing that entered my head after posting Ferrari was the colour. Had a little chuckle to myself. 

[manwiththestick]

9 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

First thing that entered my head after posting Ferrari was the colour. Had a little chuckle to myself.

Me too but went with it anyway.

[Chocoholic]

4 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Everton's biggest problem is that they are shite, not only on the field but the whole set up. They've been this way ever since the top clubs left them behind in nearly every aspect of the modern game. It's made worse by the fact they don't realise this. If they did they could easily plan accordingly and just stay a mid-table team with the odd flurry in the cups and an outside chance of Europe. Then they could build on this accordingly. But no, their fans and board think if they just throw money at it they'll challenge the top four without actually getting in decent players and a manager. They are just desperate to try and catch us up and don't see the damage it is doing. 

Would you be daring to suggest the power shift is on hold?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

4 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Would you be daring to suggest the power shift is on hold?

 

I live life on the edge. 

[Bjornebye]

The Rafa thread on GoT is great. Slagging him off saying he is past it and hasn't won anything in 10 years blah blah. Funny that considering they haven't won a thing in 24 years. 

[Aventus]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Rafa thread on GoT is great. Slagging him off saying he is past it and hasn't won anything in 10 years blah blah. Funny that considering they haven't won a thing in 24 years. 

Rafa is literally the best manager the blues could reasonably expect to sign. 

They should be singing his name at goodison, begging him to save them. 

[cloggypop]

Yeah, they should sing our Rafa song, just like Newcastle did. 

[Redder Lurtz]

Silva gone up from 1/12 to 4/7. Weird. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Silva gone up from 1/12 to 4/7. Weird. 

 

Probably down to media speculation, pundits and ex players saying he has to go. Personally think they'd be mad handing over the run of games they start next to a new manager. May as well let Silva have the next two big ones.