Managerial sack race

[Dr Nowt]

Part of me thinks if they’re bringing Moyes back they’ll make his first game the derby, so he gets the full new manager bounce against us and has them raring to run around like lunatics hobbling as many of our players as possible. 

That’s literally all that would be asked of him by the fans for that game...play to try and get an ugly, scrappy, ill-tempered draw and failing that keep the score down and leave a mark on a few of ours.
 

Not sure they’ll waste whatever reaction he’d get in his first game back against anyone else when we’re so close on the horizon, because their players would feed off the rabid hordes in the stands and nobody makes them bitter towards us like Gollum.
 

Easy game to have manager and players all pulling in the same direction and a no lose fixture for him by their weird calculations.

[Chocoholic]

That, unfortunately, is a reasonable fear, given their neanderthal negative mindset towards us.

[VladimirIlyich]

Isn't it wonderful that all these managers are falling by the wayside because of the success of ours?

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Isn't it wonderful that all these managers are falling by the wayside because of the success of ours?

I'm not sure what Silva and Ole have got to do with us.

 

They're just shit.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Captain said:

I'm not sure what Silva and Ole have got to do with us.

 

They're just shit.

The pressure of being light years behind their historical and geographical neighbours is enough.

[Guest]

Emery has to go first, if not it has to be Pellegrini. Both seem to have lost their players. 

[El Rojo]

If Silva rings in sick tomorrow, they can’t fire him. 

[Davelfc]

And in February they had to pay £4m compensation to Watford for tapping Silva up, wonder how much they're going to have to pay to sack him and his staff.

 

 

[scudger99]

Silva is a dead man walking.  The only reason the Blooshite board is staying their hand is there just isn't a viable alternative available that would prove to be better.  As much as the fans are clamouring for Benitez and Poch, the board know there's no fucking chance they'd even answer the phone to the Blooshites,  And the likes of Unsworth/Ferguson, Gollum et al don't really offer anything better than what Silva is already giving them, especially after having to pay millions to get him out the door.

They are royally fucked.  Glorious stuff !

[manwiththestick]

Anyone thinking of taking the job would take one look at their upcoming fixtures and run a mile.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, R BENO said:

Cant see how Silva survives tbh. They're shite and no improvement whatsoever since he's been there, worse than under the gravy monster. You really can't see it turning around. 

Hope they sack him, go all in for Poch, and tells them to do one.

The gravy mosnter was their best manager since Royle. 

[gkmacca]

Kenwright's somehow managed to convince McCartney to mess with It's a Wonderful Life. Billy's ability to wreck anything flies off the fecking scale. If the owners let him loose on this problem the bluenoses are doomed.

[Harry Squatter]

15 minutes ago, scudger99 said:

Silva is a dead man walking.  The only reason the Blooshite board is staying their hand is there just isn't a viable alternative available that would prove to be better.  As much as the fans are clamouring for Benitez and Poch, the board know there's no fucking chance they'd even answer the phone to the Blooshites,  And the likes of Unsworth/Ferguson, Gollum et al don't really offer anything better than what Silva is already giving them, especially after having to pay millions to get him out the door.

They are royally fucked.  Glorious stuff !

They might survive this season but next season they are going to struggle if they make this financial loss and have to balance the books selling any player with a decent resale value. 

[scudger99]

40 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They might survive this season but next season they are going to struggle if they make this financial loss and have to balance the books selling any player with a decent resale value. 

Therein lies the problem.  They bought shite that they're unlikely to get their money back on, save maybe 2 players.  And with other clubs knowing their financial predicament, nobody will be in a hurry to pay inflated prices for them either.

I think they will always be the unflushable turd that just escape relegation, but it compounds their misery tenfold that every season they think they're going to rein us in and they just slip further behind while we keep improving.

Us winning the Premiership/CL while they're in dire straits is a harsh reality that will really stick in their collective craw.

Hilarious stuff.

[Redder Lurtz]

Davie Moyes is odds on to be their next manager. Us winning the PL is utopia in itself but moysie taking them down in the same season would be fucking hilarious. Please let it happen. 

[magicrat]

A blue mate of mine thinks they’re in with a shout if getting Poch . Bright fella but unable to listen to  basic logic where football is concerned. Ah well true of many I suppose ; Hope trumps reality 

[s(k)aturation]

6 minutes ago, magicrat said:

A blue mate of mine thinks they’re in with a shout if getting Poch . Bright fella but unable to listen to  basic logic where football is concerned. Ah well true of many I suppose ; Hope trumps reality 

 

Although the reality of Trump proves anything can happen.

 

 

[cloggypop]

Tough choice between Everton and Bayern Munich. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

The Beer Hall Poch.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Tough choice between Everton and Bayern Munich. 

 

Depends if you prefer to drink in The Brick or the Hofbräuhaus. Tough call.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Winter of discontent as far as fans and owners go, loads of managers on the brink. 

 

Emery/Arsenal. Has to be the favourite to get the chop first in my eyes. He's fucking shit and Arsenal are theoretically out of a top 4 finish. Probably best to act now and give a new manager a crack at trying to qualify for the CL via the Europa league.

 

Silva/Everton....With the run of games coming up they might just be mad enough to hold onto him, a new manager at this point would be well and truly be thrown in at the deep end and the rabid fans wouldn't take too long to get on his back.

 

Pellegrini. /West Ham. He's fucked everything in a short space of time, even his Porn overlords won't be happy with all his fucking.

 

Solksjaer/Mancs. The longer they keep holding onto this clueless cunt the better. I actually think they might.

 

Hasenhuttl/Southampton. He's probably just as likely to be the first manager out of this list to get the chop. His next two games are both at home to Watford and Norwich, if he doesn't win one of those I reckon he's a goner. 

 

Flores/Watford. Having a shit second spell and it was a strange decision to reappoint him. Probably in the same boat as Hassenhuttl. 

 

 

I'm surprised that only Garcia of Watford early on and Pochettino last week are the only casualties so far. Could be looking at a record year for Pl sackings. 

[Baltar]

I just can't understand how Silva is employed by a Premiership club. Can someone explain what is supposed to be special about him? He's also the most miserable bastard I've ever seen. I can't blame anyone for being depressed managing that shower but he's hardly cracked a smile since he's been in England. 

[deiseach]

One person who won't win this race is Jurgen Flopp. What a loser!

[Captain Turdseye]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The gravy mosnter was their best manager since Royle. 

 

It’s funny because it’s true. 

[suzy]

Just got home from work convinced I’d find Everton managerless but all quiet...