Boris and his big mouth.

[Champ]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

He really does look like he’s wearing a prize from the local gymkhana

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If Boris and JRM had their way us serfs would be made to wear flat caps and doff them every time a gentleman walked by. Then they would plough your wife.

Come and take your wife on your wedding night and give her a good ploughing whilst simultaneously raising your rent.

Have you work for buttons on their estates and paying you in tokens you can only spend in their inflated priced shops. Whilst ploughing your wife in the back room.

Raise regiments from their estates and send them to a war they created for the interests of selling their own manufactured muskets and flintlocks. Leaving your wives free to plough.

Make farm workers rent ploughs that they themselves paid to build, then took all the produce for themselves and sold them to the farmers. Then said plough would be used to plough your wife on.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

15 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

If Boris and JRM had their way us serfs would be made to wear flat caps and doff them every time a gentleman walked by. Then they would plough your wife.

Come and take your wife on your wedding night and give her a good ploughing whilst simultaneously raising your rent.

Have you work for buttons on their estates and paying you in tokens you can only spend in their inflated priced shops. Whilst ploughing your wife in the back room.

Raise regiments from their estates and send them to a war they created for the interests of selling their own manufactured muskets and flintlocks. Leaving your wives free to plough.

Make farm workers rent ploughs that they themselves paid to build, then took all the produce for themselves and sold them to the farmers. Then said plough would be used to plough your wife on.

just taking a bit of a flyer here, but do you have reason to suspect yer missus might be carrying on?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

just taking a bit of a flyer here, but do you have reason to suspect yer missus might be carrying on?

With them two? I hope so. She's got VD. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

just taking a bit of a flyer here, but do you have reason to suspect yer missus might be carrying on?

No, but if so i’d just plough on.

[Dr Nowt]

8 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

No, but if so i’d just plough on.

Always thought her preference was for more “manual types” mate, so perhaps scythe is appropriate?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Always thought her preference was for more “manual types” mate, so perhaps scythe is appropriate?

She’ll be the Death of me.

[Dr Nowt]

31 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She’ll be the Death of me.

Grim reap, ‘er.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Grim reap, ‘er.

Styx and stones

[Bjornebye]

Far too crypt-ic all this