Election 2019 - The TV Debates

[Jairzinho]

Just now, viRdjil said:

European election was as close to a single policy election as you could get and the result confirmed the result of the referendum. It should not be ignored. 

It showed that 11% of those eligible to vote want to see the Brexit Party's vision of Britain.

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

European election was as close to a single policy election as you could get and the result confirmed the result of the referendum. It should not be ignored. 

 

30 FUCKING PERCENT

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, viRdjil said:

They won’t have to. They will have dual citizenships.

 

Really weird that you think you know what decisions Children you haven't yet got will make in about 18-20 years in the future. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

41 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

The european election confirmed that the people still wanted to leave.

I thought it confirmed who they wanted to go to Europe as an MEP. 

[aRdja]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

 

Really weird that you think you know what decisions Children you haven't yet got will make in about 18-20 years in the future. 

They won’t have to choose is all I’m saying.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, viRdjil said:

They won’t have to choose is all I’m saying.

 

Yeah, because fuck all is going to change in the next 20 years as far as dual citizenship's go. Plus my original point was pulling you up on the 'English' bit when Brexit will be affecting the whole of the UK and those who do live abroad but hold a UK passport. Plus whatever your kids decide to do in 18-20 years time is neither here or there as far as what you think they'll do. Regardless of whether they have a choice or not. 

[Bjornebye]

I hope they decide to be gender neutral. 

[Captain Turdseye]

In twenty years we’re all gonna be gender neutral. 

[Qwikage]

I for one will not be watching the Village Idiot v Village Tramp tonight.

 

I will be sitting on the toilet which in all likelihood will produce the same results as the debate especially if it is predominantly Brexit based.

I really don't know if I could stand watching another negligible IQ individual asking for control of our borders and squealing and clapping like some performing seal every time the Village Idiot says he wants to get the deal done.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve got to pick one of the kids up from the youth club at nine so I’ll only get to watch the first half hour which will just be Corbyn being battered on Brexit. I’ll miss most of the second half which is where I hope he can turn it around. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I predict Corbyn will be bombarded with questions about anti-Semitism and any mention of the NHS will be cut short. Boris will respond to any question by turning it into Get Brexit Done 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

8 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I predict Corbyn will be bombarded with questions about anti-Semitism and any mention of the NHS will be cut short. Boris will respond to any question by turning it into Get Brexit Done ...Will of the people...great opportunity to make Britain Great again

Will of the people...great opportunity to make Britain Great again....Create our own laws...Money to rebuild public services...as he gets his manky knob out and knocks one out to land of hope and glory as a Punkahwallah makes sure he doesn't sweat...camera fades to rapturous applause. 

 

 

[cloggypop]

@Peston: This is a very special #ITVLeadersDebate because uniquely in my time at ITV the bosses have laid on a higher class of sugary snack. Usually it is a trip back to the austerity of my childhood with Nice biscuits, Bourbons that taste of brown crayon and custard creams https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1196865824927166464/photo/1

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

@Peston: This is a very special #ITVLeadersDebate because uniquely in my time at ITV the bosses have laid on a higher class of sugary snack. Usually it is a trip back to the austerity of my childhood with Nice biscuits, Bourbons that taste of brown crayon and custard creams https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1196865824927166464/photo/1

Tony would smash the gaff up. 

[cloggypop]

@iMikeLongy: @Peston I can't believe you've just insulted 2 top tier biscuits. Tory

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

@Peston: This is a very special #ITVLeadersDebate because uniquely in my time at ITV the bosses have laid on a higher class of sugary snack. Usually it is a trip back to the austerity of my childhood with Nice biscuits, Bourbons that taste of brown crayon and custard creams https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1196865824927166464/photo/1

 

Hahaha, some of those comments are ace. 

[cloggypop]

@EdwdPrice: @Peston Custard Creams.
The austerity of your youth.
Yes, I can see you really struggled as a lad.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Think I'll watch a film instead of this shit, I'm sure one of you lads will post a bullet point summary of things later. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Think I'll watch a film instead of this shit, I'm sure one of you lads will post a bullet point summary of things later. 

• Bollocks
• Tory cunt
• slag
• tory cunt
• lying tory cunt
• go on Jezza
• liar
• stop shouting you lying tory cunt
• fuck off
• cunt
• lying tory cunt
• racist cunt

 

[Jose Jones]

5 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I thought it confirmed who they wanted to go to Europe as an MEP. 

No, it was a national election that confirmed that the Lib Dems are the second most popular party in the country.

[Scooby Dudek]

I hope Corbyn calls out his lies after every answer.

 

"How can we believe what he just said when he lies continually ?" Should be his stock opening line. 

 

Unfortunately I don't think it will be. 

 

I also feel confident, no matter which way it goes, no one in the media will declare Corbyn won and Johnson knows nothing about policies.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This is going to be eye and ear AIDS. 

[Bjornebye]

Fuming already and its not even started yet. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Jezza appears to only have one eye. 

[Bjornebye]

"get Brexit done" twice "Deliver brexit" once. In two minutes. The cunt