General Election 2019

[Remmie]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Rem are you a Lib-Dem MP? How the fuck do you know? Ed Davey has just said on telly that they would have that conversation how the fuck can you make a statement like that you complete maniac?! 

The fuck did I do?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Invade you’ve not seen it, here is Labour’s manifesto 2019. The most radical in modern times apparently, though I’ve not read it yet. 
 

https://labour.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Real-Change-Labour-Manifesto-2019.pdf

[Bobby Hundreds]

The country need a radical change, a green one too. Unfortunately the radical change will be brexit and 5 years of a dip shit like Boris backed by his crypt kickers.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The fuck did I do?

Hahaha 'erm' you've done something mate look at you. 

[Jairzinho]

29 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Invade you’ve not seen it, here is Labour’s manifesto 2019. The most radical in modern times apparently, though I’ve not read it yet. 
 

https://labour.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Real-Change-Labour-Manifesto-2019.pdf

Planning on reading it later. 

 

I'm hoping Stalin is quoted.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Planning on reading it later. 

 

I'm hoping Stalin is quoted.

He wrote the fucker. 
 

Or so I read on a t-shirt

[Anubis]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Planning on reading it later. 

 

I'm hoping Stalin is quoted.

He’s on the cover.

[Jairzinho]

Get in. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

The country need a radical change, a green one too. Unfortunately the radical change will be brexit and 5 years of a dip shit like Boris backed by his crypt kickers.

 

The most radical change could be England having to go at things all by themselves as the Union disintegrates. 

[Bjornebye]

Sooooo fuck your Union Jack..... 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Planning on reading it later. 

 

I'm hoping Stalin is quoted.

 

It won't take long for someone to make a meme of that first photo of Corbyn and turn it into some Nazi kind of salute. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

You don't have to read it all. Mr. Corbyn provides a helpful summary. 

 

 

[SasaS]

It's actually not all that radical, at first glance at least. Or am I wrong?

[aRdja]

13 minutes ago, SasaS said:

It's actually not all that radical, at first glance at least. Or am I wrong?

Nah, just bog standard social democracy. Don’t listen to those trying to paint the Labour Party as ‘commies’or ‘fringe’. Case in point below.

 

 

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

I agree with this. I’ve lived in the UK for 4 years and never watched an episode of count down. I posted once that in all likelihood, Corbyn wouldn’t have known who she was... and it made a number of posters quite upset. 

Stabbed in the back?  

[Numero Veinticinco]

20 minutes ago, SasaS said:

It's actually not all that radical, at first glance at least. Or am I wrong?

Just for clarity, I was quoting Labour themselves when I said radical. 

[SasaS]

8 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Nah, just bog standard social democracy. Don’t listen to those trying to paint the Labour Party as ‘commies’or ‘fringe’. Case in point below.

 

 

 

It's certainly ambitious, a lot of it would probably have to be scaled down or postponed, if Brexit happens. A lot already exists in other countries etc. 

 

 

[aRdja]

7 minutes ago, SasaS said:

 

It's certainly ambitious, a lot of it would probably have to be scaled down or postponed, if Brexit happens. A lot already exists in other countries etc. 

Yeah, maybe ‘radical’ in the context of Tory Britain. Kind of like how NHS is universally seen as radical left in the US.

[SasaS]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Just for clarity, I was quoting Labour themselves when I said radical. 

Well yes, they are not going to say "here is our not so radical after all manifesto where we tackle most problems and propose introducing a number of solutions and policies which may or may not be all possible in our first mandate".

[aRdja]

12 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Stabbed in the back?  

Makes very little sense... but yeah, sure...

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I think it's a fucking brilliant manifesto. 

 

It IS radical compared with 9 years of standstill in public investment, and the previous New Labour watered-down socialism, and the abyss of Major and Thatcher. 

 

I don't care what it costs.  I have a finite amount of money already, you can't take any more from me than you currently do, because I'll have to owe you.  Id rather you took my money and used to it to build a caring society, so that if I DO have money problems, you can help me get back on my feet, get a job with a decent wage, and afford something as basic as a house to stash my guns and war medals in. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them." An old proverb that still rings so true in Tory Brexit Britain.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

It's galling when you realise that the US are impeaching their president for colluding with a foreign power, and here we are, with a government working with Russia, and we're told to fuck off and stop being poor, it's our fault, and we should be proud to have our children fingered by the Royal family. 

 

These bastards are ripping the piss out of us.  Michael Gove should be dragged behind a horse through Whitechapel.  If someone bagged up his remains I'd pay for a bag of them, and I'd take it to a witchdoctor to curse his family forever. 

[Megadrive Man]

Cummings will be responsible for a lot of this fake news/website/twitter accounts bullshit.

 

I don't know if this has been discussed before on here, but he made a video about how the leave campaign won and how they duped unsure voters in to thinking leaving was the safe option.

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

It's galling when you realise that the US are impeaching their president for colluding with a foreign power, and here we are, with a government working with Russia, and we're told to fuck off and stop being poor, it's our fault, and we should be proud to have our children fingered by the Royal family. 

 

These bastards are ripping the piss out of us.  Michael Gove should be dragged behind a horse through Whitechapel.  If someone bagged up his remains I'd pay for a bag of them, and I'd take it to a witchdoctor to curse his family forever. 

The thing that pisses me off the most is that even when you explain it to some people they still won't even consider not voting Tory.