General Election 2019

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Whatever happens, at least we've got the other Reds to keep us happy and offer us a weekly dosage of glorious escapism. 

 

Plus, touching on what elvis says above, I might have a new hobby tomorrow. Learning Norwegian or Swedish. Tusen takk! 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Betfair odds shortened even further.

 

Now 1.36 for a Cuntservative majority.

Why would they know more though? Maybe its a ruse for them to make money off people? God knows. I just don't want to believe it. My missus has been working Notty Ash polling station today. Been there since half 6. Reckons its beans big a turn out as they have seen in years according to one of the people she is there with. Obviously a safe seat but lets hope thats reflected across the country and the miracle happens. 

[TheHowieLama]

When's Gibbo gonna leak the #ExitPoll to the group chat?

 

GET THE POLL LEAKED!!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Why would they know more though? Maybe its a ruse for them to make money off people? God knows. I just don't want to believe it. My missus has been working Notty Ash polling station today. Been there since half 6. Reckons its beans big a turn out as they have seen in years according to one of the people she is there with. Obviously a safe seat but lets hope thats reflected across the country and the miracle happens. 

 

Thinking the same thing ref the bookies. By waiting to shorten the odds late on they might be hoping for a late rush of high bets then bingo....then again. 

Like Elvis above, I shouldn't be so invested in the result due to living abroad, but I actually care about family and friends who are in the UK and if the Tories get a further 5 years in power it will make things harder for most. 

[Scooby Dudek]

10 minutes from greatness.

 

Been out all day surrounded by activists and had a good buzz on.

Back home now and reading this tread has put me on a real downer. 

 

Hopefully because most of you are cunts you are wrong.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chuka and Luciana Berger are meant to be falling short in London. The Lib Dems are already playing the Labour blame game. 

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Scooby Dudek said:

10 minutes from greatness.

 

Been out all day surrounded by activists and had a good buzz on.

Back home and reading this tread has put me on a real downer. 

 

Hopefully because most of you are cunts you are wrong.

Mate, if it goes wrong those activists will swell in number. One genie not going back in the bottle is the engagement of many people, especially the new generation, in politics.

 

It’ll be the ultimate kick in the bollocks if it happens, but we’ll only have a short spell of licking our wounds before all those connections will be required to take the fight to the cunts.

[moof]

Just now, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Mate, if it goes wrong those activists will swell in number. One genie not going back in the bottle is the engagement of many people, especially the new generation, in politics.

 

It’ll be the ultimate kick in the bollocks if it happens, but we’ll only have a short spell of licking our wounds before all those connections will be required to take the fight to the cunts.

Is fucking right. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The more left leaning Mirror are reporting that Labour insiders are expecting a 5 to 15 seat Tory majority, but that some seats may be too close to call. 

[Bjornebye]

[aRdja]

She sounds so giddy. Definitely Tory majority.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Betfair aren’t reflective of a normal bookie sadly. It’s the main exchange. If anyone’s got info the big money will be changing hands on there. 

[Brownie]

Prediction 350 Tories, 220 Labour.

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Exit poll incoming...

[Scooby Dudek]

David Badiel is on C4 election coverage tonight, so that will be fun. 

[John102]

See them cunts are at it again to see who can declare first.

 

Who cares. Just count the fucking votes and then declare when you are done,

[Gnasher]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why would they know more though? Maybe its a ruse for them to make money off people? God knows. I just don't want to believe it. My missus has been working Notty Ash polling station today. Been there since half 6. Reckons its beans big a turn out as they have seen in years according to one of the people she is there with. Obviously a safe seat but lets hope thats reflected across the country and the miracle happens. 

They've heard. YouGov's got links in tory hq. It's looking grim.

[Pidge]

Saying hello to the traditional pre-results 'ball of anxiety in the pit of my stomach'.  Can't wait to feel it turn to dread, anger and sorrow.

 

edit: yeah, there it is.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

FUCKING NATION OF CUNTS! 

[The Golden Eel]

Fuck me

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Fuckity fuck.

 

Disastrous for Labour.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck off. Fuck the fuck off. 

[lifetime fan]

I’m off to get bollocksed. 

[Captain Turdseye]

86. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

Prediction 350 Tories, 220 Labour.

 

I hope you're miles out mate!