General Election 2019

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

Hancock obviously behind those Kuenssberg and Peston lies yesterday, and now implicated in the bullshit being spread on social media to discredit the picture of that lad lying on the hospital floor.

 

 

He’s an absolute fucking snake. He’s not even careful in his lies and I genuinely can’t wait for the day that one of them blows up in his face. 

[Brownie]

The poll nerd is chipper about this on Twitter. If the latest YouGov one still has the discrepancies he mentioned in that thread then he’s adamant it will be a hung parliament.

[Brownie]

 

[Brownie]

If he’s right i’m getting smashed on Thursday.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

If he’s right i’m getting smashed on Thursday.

Hmm, on those numbers, I'm just trying to work out what pricks will bump the Tories up to a majority and have their party eaten alive by association.

 

Talking of which, remember when Johnson was continually losing in the HoC and was desperate for an election on his own terms? Remember when Swinson got over-excited at the Lib Dem polling and gave him exactly what he wanted?

 

Imagine if Johnson's slow, painful death by a thousand HoC losses could have been pushed into the Spring, his government held up to ridicule for months and the election held at a far more favourable time.

 

Jo Swinson's fucking Liberal Democrats. Turning third into second in a few London seats while bending over for the Tories. Well played.

[Vincent Vega]

17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

He’s an absolute fucking snake. He’s not even careful in his lies and I genuinely can’t wait for the day that one of them blows up in his face. 

Apparently this might be fake, it’s being discussed on Newsnight now. Still dodgy misinformation being spread all over social media by the right though.

[Vincent Vega]

13 minutes ago, Brownie said:

 

That would mean the Tories lose eight seats from 2017, and Labour losing twelve. Tories would be fucked as even the DUP couldn’t bail them out. Unless their old friends the Lib Dems ride to their rescue.

[Scooby Dudek]

19 minutes ago, Brownie said:

 

If he is right it means Labour and Tories have dropped 20 seats since 2017. 

90 seats left and 325 needed for majority, minus Sinn Fein. Sinn Fein got 7 last time, so 322 needed for majority.

 

Labour would need 72 out of remaining 83 seats, I am hoping from above, SNP get at least 45. So Labour would need 27 out of remaining 38 seats to form a majority. 

 

Whilst the Tories 310 and the DUP 10 would nearly give them a majority, the DUP have said the Conservatives would need to change the WA for them to support the Tories, so I can not see that happening. 

 

As everyone has said they are not going into coalition, hopefully it would at least mean Labour would lead a minority government and implement their brexit policy, plus a few others, so as minimum wage and NHS investment.  The LD have said they will not support nationalisation. 

 

Once the 2nd referendum took place I would imagine another GE would then be called.  

[Scooby Dudek]

1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

That would mean the Tories lose eight seats from 2017, and Labour losing twelve. Tories would be fucked as even the DUP couldn’t bail them out. Unless their old friends the Lib Dems ride to their rescue.

I didn't take that into account, the LD have said they will support the Tory deal if they give a referendum on it. That is possibly the most likely outcome. 

 

However, I can also see Labour trying to push through some of their manifesto pledges. Who could possibly vote against the WASPI payout ? Who could possibly vote against £10 minimum wage immediately ? 

[Megadrive Man]

“The margin of error here could put the final number of Conservative seats from 311 to 367. This means that we absolutely cannot rule out the 2019 election producing a hung Parliament - nor can we rule out a larger Conservative majority”.

 

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or shit myself?

[Megadrive Man]

1 minute ago, Scooby Dudek said:

I didn't take that into account, the LD have said they will support the Tory deal if they give a referendum on it. That is possibly the most likely outcome. 

 

However, I can also see Labour trying to push through some of their manifesto pledges. Who could possibly vote against the WASPI payout ? Who could possibly vote against £10 minimum wage immediately ? 

Would the tories agree to a referendum though?

[Megadrive Man]

Raab C Brexit only a 2% swing away from losing his seat now!

[Strontium]

12 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Hmm, on those numbers, I'm just trying to work out what pricks will bump the Tories up to a majority and have their party eaten alive by association.

 

Talking of which, remember when Johnson was continually losing in the HoC and was desperate for an election on his own terms? Remember when Swinson got over-excited at the Lib Dem polling and gave him exactly what he wanted?

 

Imagine if Johnson's slow, painful death by a thousand HoC losses could have been pushed into the Spring, his government held up to ridicule for months and the election held at a far more favourable time.

 

Jo Swinson's fucking Liberal Democrats. Turning third into second in a few London seats while bending over for the Tories. Well played.

 

You what?

 

127 Labour MPs voted for an early general election. 0 Lib Dem MPs voted for it.

 

I don't know what you're trying to achieve with these easily disprovable lies.

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Would the tories agree to a referendum though?

They'd have to have a change of leader surely ? 

[Megadrive Man]

4 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

They'd have to have a change of leader surely ? 

Yes and they would also lose those leave voting seats forever again!

[Captain Turdseye]

25 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Apparently this might be fake, it’s being discussed on Newsnight now. Still dodgy misinformation being spread all over social media by the right though.

 

He’s not stopped lying from the beginning of the campaign. It shouldn’t be surprising but it is actually quite scary how brazen he is. He said in the local news last week that his campaign manager was “set upon by a group of ‘Labour activists’” after a hustings in Newmarket. There’s a video showing that it was just one old lady asking why Hancock couldn’t be arsed showing up. The truth is irrelevant. He’ll say whatever he can spin and ignore everything else. It’s a hell of a coincidence that this random person who was ‘hacked’ has some links to him. 

 

There’s been some confusion in our branch and I’ve been mistakenly put forward to go and be a counting agent on Thursday. I’m not gonna go, obviously. Mainly because I can’t be arsed staying out all night doing something I’d feel massively out of place doing. But also because if the exit polls say Tory majority I want to keep the option of fucking it off and going to bed early, instead of being stuck in the same room as that slippery lying twat while he’s acting all smug in victory. Even the thought of it makes me angry. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Nicely tucked away half way down the BBCs home page.

 

General election 2019: London Bridge victim's dad 'offended by Johnson'

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-50735724/general-election-2019-london-bridge-victim-s-dad-offended-by-johnson

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I didn't dare look closer, but he allegedly got a stonk on while talking to a female Tory candidate outside a hospital. 

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

The Mirror are doing a really good job for Labour on this campaign. 

[Megadrive Man]

Get this shared all over social media.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Up the crafty Reds! 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

 

[sir roger]

27 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

I didn't dare look closer, but he allegedly got a stonk on while talking to a female Tory candidate outside a hospital. 

 

 

He's obviously heard the good Captain is one of the tellers.

[Anubis]

No idea about his erection, but it’s the creepy way he’s looking at her at the beginning...

[Captain Turdseye]

He reported it to the police! One old lady speaking to his campaign manager. 

 

https://www.newmarketjournal.co.uk/news/matt-hancock-reports-labour-activists-to-police-after-he-claimed-they-hurled-abuse-at-campaign-manager-at-newmarket-hustings-9092576/

 

The fucking balls on the guy. Probably visible in that clip outside Warrington hozzy actually.