General Election 2019

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

And, a genuine question, why the fuck are they ALWAYS bald? Like 100% of the time?

 

Is there a correlation that as hair decreases bigotry increases? 

 

[elvis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Still laughing. Fuck me 

Could've been a  phoenix nights sketch . 

[Megadrive Man]

20 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Sold their souls. What, exactly, does that mean? What, exactly, are you talking about? Which agreements, which policies, etc; what exactly was the details of this Faustian pact? But yes, winning support of influential media publications is important.  
 

I’ve heard this ‘pressure on the government about policies’ thing. Firstly, which policies? Also, in what way will it impact a Johnson-led Tory majority? The reality is we will likely have a Tory government with Tory policies. Again. 

 

A few people have already answered the first part of this. Just to add that yes it's important to have influential media publications, that's what Labour have now with Momentum, but If Blair hadn't have sided with Murdoch, and had rained them in a bit, then this would have made Brexit less likely. 

 

As for pressure on the government about policies, only yesterday Johnson had to backtrack on putting corporation tax down to save money for the NHS, yet Tories always say that putting corporation tax down actually brings in more money. 

 

Also in April this year the Government had to bring the maximum stake from £100 a spin to £2 on FOBT'S in betting shops. 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, elvis said:

Could've been a  phoenix nights sketch . 

Definitely. I've watched it about 8 times. Johnsons face all the way through it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Our seat must really be marginal. We’ve had Javid and Patel campaigning on behalf of our buffoon MP twice this month.  

The painting in Patel's attic must be truly horrific by now.

[Rico1304]

I wish I’d known to be honest, I was WFH so could have gone to heckle the pair of twats. 

[Bjornebye]

Does Sturgeon leave Scotland? 

 

How many knees has this presenter got? 

 

How many people were booing then Swinson then? 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This bit is pointless. Asking Fake News Swinson what she'll do if she becomes PM. 

 

It's like asking me what position I'd play Mo Salah in to accommodate the signing of Messi when I become Liverpool manager. 

[Bjornebye]

Has Swinson just mentioned families struggling..... wow wow wow. She is part of the reason they are ! 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Nelly-Torres said:

This bit is pointless. Asking Fake News Swinson what she'll do if she becomes PM. 

 

It's like asking me what position I'd play Mo Salah in to accommodate the signing of Messi when I become Liverpool manager. 

Its like asking SD a straight question. 

[Bjornebye]

Oh my god she is an embarrassment she won't answer about Tory coalition shagging 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hiroshima Jo, straight in there with no qualms about pushing the button to liquidise people. 

 

Psychopath. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Imagine if people vote tactically for lib dems to stop a Tory government in certain constituencies and then the lib dems go into coalition with the Tories. You'd be livid.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine if people vote tactically for lib dems to stop a Tory government in certain constituencies and then the lib dems go into coalition with the Tories. You'd be livid.

I certainly was.

[General Dryness]

13 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

And, a genuine question, why the fuck are they ALWAYS bald? Like 100% of the time?

 

Is there a correlation that as hair decreases bigotry increases? 

I'm bald, but I'm only bigoted against knobheads. That's you, by the way.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://youtu.be/BR0fQ6wJb6A

 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

https://youtu.be/BR0fQ6wJb6A

 

He can try chasing me out of town. 

 

The dead cunt.

[Vincent Vega]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine if people vote tactically for lib dems to stop a Tory government in certain constituencies and then the lib dems go into coalition with the Tories. You'd be livid.

Once bitten................

 

Never falling for that one again.

[aRdja]

Looks like there is another Corbyn is an anti-semite saga on the horizon. 
 

 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Once bitten................

 

Never falling for that one again.

Same. It's not even as if tactical voting did much good in 2010 anyway, they ended up with a net loss of 5 seats on a slightly increased vote share.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

13 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Looks like there is another Corbyn is an anti-semite saga on the horizon. 
 

 

I knew that that bit of the IHRA definition on how to pronounce people's surnames would cause people some unnecessary trouble... 

[Captain Turdseye]

15 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Looks like there will be another Corbyn is an anti-semite saga on the horizon. 
 

 

 

[Strontium]

4 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine if people vote tactically for lib dems to stop a Tory government in certain constituencies and then the lib dems go into coalition with the Tories. You'd be livid.

 

Lucky for you that's impossible, then.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

I'm bald, but I'm only bigoted against knobheads. That's you, by the way.

I ran my fingers through my hair when reading your post. I think that makes me the winner.