General Election 2019

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Oh man, that’s just weak.  Really really weak.  I bet the other cunt is cheerleading off the back of it too.

I thought it was ok ish.

 

You're a fucking tough crowd

[Bjornebye]

*Gimme a C.....*

 

 

 

 

 

Word of advice. Don't google 'cunt cheerleader gif' when you are sat next to your bird. 

[A Red]

To be (a cunt) or not to be (a cunt) that is the question

[Rico1304]

16 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

They do say it takes a cunt to know a cunt. The best thing in life is having a choice about which cunts you give time to. 

Oh remember that time you sent me a PM asking to be friends?  

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

To be (a cunt) or not to be (a cunt) that is the question

 

Now is the winter of our discuntent. 

[A Red]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

 

Now is the winter of our discuntent. 

Is this a cunt which i see before me

[Gnasher]

"My country is falling apart; it's becoming a bumbling farce

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your cunt. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, A Red said:

Is this a cunt which i see before me

the handle towards my cunt?

 

Yeah, we had to do old William at school as well. 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

"My country is falling apart; it's becoming a bumbling farce

 

 

Saw her at Glasto. Almost fell asleep.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, viRdjil said:

Saw her at Glasto. Almost fell asleep.

Shall I compare thee to a cunt? 

[aRdja]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Shall I compare thee to a cunt? 

Please.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Odds on Trump's visit for the Nato summit 10 days before the election becoming a Tory political broadcast? 

[Denny Crane]

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Oh remember that time you sent me a PM asking to be friends?  

 Still not remember? @Pistonbroke

[Aventus]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your cunt. 

A fortnight into No-Nut November and you've ascended into a state of spiritual enlightenment. 

[cloggypop]

6 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Saw her at Glasto. Almost fell asleep.

You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, SasaS said:

Government investing and building an infrastructure is not a bad idea. Government as the only provider of service based on that infrastructure may be. If there is competition for end users, there may be innovation, maybe you will be offered Internet for free if you subscribe to their cloud service etc. A monopoly would not be likely to rake their brains to much how to win you over or keep you.

A key component of wifi was invented by CSIRO an Australian government public sector organisation. Public sector does not prevent innovation. Poor planning and management prevents innovation.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Aventus said:

A fortnight into No-Nut November and you've ascended into a state of spiritual enlightenment. 

What the fuck is No-Nut November? 

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

A key component of wifi was invented by CSIRO an Australian government public sector organisation. Public sector does not prevent innovation. Poor planning and management prevents innovation.

She’s awesome 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

A key component of wifi was invented by CSIRO an Australian government public sector organisation. Public sector does not prevent innovation. Poor planning and management prevents innovation.

In a nutshell. That's why a Gov't scheme such as free broadband for everyone would be hard to see through to the end. Gov'ts only plan for the cycle they are in power for. They love making promises that have dates 7-10 years ahead, because they know they might not be in power when their so called promised deadlines come about. 

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fuck is No-Nut November? 

It's were you go the whole of November without being a wanker. You've got no chance. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

It's where you go the whole of November without being a wanker. You've got no chance. 

Considering I can't go a day without your mum sending me pictures of her growler I tend to agree with you. 

[Gnasher]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your cunt. 

Remember it welll. Jim Bowen bullseye 1986? 

 

Lifestyles it is Dave.

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

 Still not remember? @Pistonbroke

Seriously guys, he’s just here for friendly conversation and not to be an inflammatory, shit-stirring trolling cunt.