Birds you'd like to bang. NSFW

[Butch]

I'll start.. Again. 

[Chris]

Glad to see the GF's long-standing tradition of subtlety and beautifully-composed, poetic prose is alive and well. 

[Dr Nowt]

That guy’s dead wife.

[3 Stacks]

Great thread. Tremendous juxtaposition vis-à-vis my legendary "Hot Women You Would Not Fuck" thread.

[Butch]

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

That guy’s dead wife.

Yea, me two -- too.

[Bruce Spanner]

Are these like your mates wives or summert? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Elite]

The last person who talked about banging this much turned out to be gay.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

The last person who talked about banging this much turned out to be gay.

 

But we all knew about Stig before hand.

[Butch]

[3 Stacks]

This is a bit much @Butch

[Trumo]

It's like crouchie's Fappening updates, only this time we've genuinely never heard of the cunts.

[Butch]

You lot have changed. 

[General Dryness]

If I want porn, I tend to go to porn websites. I wouldn't head over to Xhamster to discuss beans on a fry up or cheese on toast.

 

Just saying.

[Strontium]

7 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

If I want porn, I tend to go to porn websites. I wouldn't head over to Xhamster to discuss beans on a fry up or cheese on toast.

 

Just saying.

 

You might...

 

[General Dryness]

Wet 'n Messy as a fetish isn't really my bag to be honest.

[Lee909]

3 hours ago, Trumo said:

only this time we've genuinely never heard of the cunts.

But you've definitely seen them

[Bjornebye]

I feel like I've found this thread in a hedge near ours in 1994 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[General Dryness]

51 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I feel like I've found this thread in a hedge near ours in 1994 

Hedge porn FTW.

[Guest]

I want Zonko to give us a bulletin on masturbatability.

[Mook]

7 hours ago, Butch said:

You lot have changed. 

Everything seemed to change on here after TK kicked off in the Kate Beckinsale thread.

 

I'm not saying if it was a good or bad thing but was definitely the point where the tits & fanny threads died off a bit.

 

There's a bird on my bus every morning I want to bang but getting a picture of her without being arrested could be a bit of an issue, my fake arm does come in handy though.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Everything seemed to change on here after TK kicked off in the Kate Beckinsale thread.

 

I'm not saying if it was a good or bad thing but was definitely the point where the tits & fanny threads died off a bit.

 

There's a bird on my bus every morning I want to bang but getting a picture of her without being arrested could be a bit of an issue, my fake arm does come in handy though.

For me it's not that I think looking at naked women is bad. On the contrary, I think its fucking ace. Its just that having porn on a football/social media site seems redundant when there are so many great sites dedicated to the noble art of onanism. 

 

And if you want porn on here so that you can access it somewhere that you can't access porn sites, maybe you shouldn't be cracking one off there.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Everything seemed to change on here after TK kicked off in the Kate Beckinsale thread.

 

I'm not saying if it was a good or bad thing but was definitely the point where the tits & fanny threads died off a bit.

 

There's a bird on my bus every morning I want to bang but getting a picture of her without being arrested could be a bit of an issue, my fake arm does come in handy though.

What’s this ? Why did he kick off?