Area 51

[Bjornebye]

Load of lunatics raiding it shortly apparently. 

 

Well good luck to them I say. They won't get within 20 miles of any militarised zone. The US Army should just push Tursdeye out so the crowd can parade him around cities across America. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just put a fit girl who likes comic books before the turn off to area 51 and all the virgins will forget their little raid and start playing dungeons and dragons for the right to kick her in the shins and run off.

 

Other than that get  nerf versions of a military grade mini gun and take care of the tin foil hat hordes, film it in slow motion.

[polymerpunkah]

"CT, phone home."

[ZonkoVille77]

I hope there's a big melee. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, polymerpunkah said:

"CT, phone home."

 

See, Stig. This is funny. 

[Trumo]

The Tooth Is Out There.

[Guest]

The storyline for Stranger Things 4 has been leaked?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Load of lunatics raiding it shortly apparently. 

 

Well good luck to them I say. They won't get within 20 miles of any militarised zone. The US Army should just push Tursdeye out so the crowd can parade him around cities across America. 

 

They'll probably let a few through. who will then end up as unwilling volunteers for some experiment they are conducting. 

[Davelfc]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Load of lunatics raiding it shortly apparently. 

 

Well good luck to them I say. They won't get within 20 miles of any militarised zone. The US Army should just push Tursdeye out so the crowd can parade him around cities across America. 

Trying to storm a military zone with no notice is a bad idea, giving the military months to prepare and it's a disaster. 

 

The reason they had, MOD Police, Civvy Police, Military Police and thousands of soldiers at Greenham Common wasn't to protect the cruise missiles. It was purely to stop the Americans protecting the cruise missiles from shooting the protestors if they stormed the nuke site. 

 

I'd imagine the military have the situation in hand, and are welcoming the chance to test their crowd control gadgets on willing volunteers. 

[Elite]

34 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The storyline for Stranger Things 4 has been leaked?

Those kids make breaking into military bases look like a piece of piss

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Howie missed out on a trick here. He should have printed off a load of cheap T shirts with the logo 'I stormed Area 51 and was anally probed by ALF.' (Excuse my crude attempt on Paint) Could have made a fortune selling them at the gathering point. 


 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

They'll probably let a few through. who will then end up as unwilling volunteers for some experiment they are conducting. 

I've heard that a certain forum member has volunteered to perform some alan probes.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I've heard that a certain forum member has volunteered to perform some alan probes.

 

Mr Sex will sort them out, that's for sure. 

[magicrat]

They would find more Aliens in the White House 

[Bjornebye]

Close encounters of the turd kind

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha Si is there then

 

 

 

 

[Elite]

I feel sorry for Rachael.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha Si is there then

 

 

 

 

Hahahaha

[Chip Butty]

Runcorn. On steads.

[Bjornebye]

Red Phoenix has turned up now

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

It's a one in a lifetime experience.

Not once, one.

[Scott_M]

Apparently <100 people turned up & they didn’t storm the castle. 

[Chip Butty]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Red Phoenix has turned up now

 

 

 

 

That is brilliant on so many levels.

 

The predator or prey placard is nutjob brilliant. I just wish they meant it?...........