Do you keep Tomato / Brown sauce in the cupboard or the fridge?

[TheHowieLama]

I have a big fridge -- put anything I want in there -- also no longer light oil lamps to read at night.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Part of my anxiety disorder is food hygiene related. I refrigerate most foods and always those that say they should be kept in the fridge. 

To be fair I like your kitchen.

[Pureblood]

30 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Part of my anxiety disorder is food hygiene related. I refrigerate most foods and always those that say they should be kept in the fridge. I’m obsessed with best before and use by dates, too. 

This aged well.

[Bjornebye]

The non-paedophiles are back in-front. 

[Chip Butty]

Cupboard. And after the bottle was re-engineered, so the lid sits the bottom, thus avoiding a no juice start(well done that man) - If she somehow acquires an old style glass bottle, it still stays perched on its lid, in said cupboard. 

 

 

Standards.  

[Chip Butty]

Have we done the Heinz and HP debate yet? 

 

 

HP sauce is delicious of course.......

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Have we done the Heinz and HP debate yet? 

 

 

HP sauce is delicious of course.......

 

Surely you mean HP Vs Daddies.

 

Ketchup is sugary shite for kids. 

[lifetime fan]

And we know HP wins hands down. 

[General Dryness]

17 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

This may have been done but someone posted on Twitter earlier about keeping tomato sauce in the fridge and I've reported them to Twitter, Operation Yewtree, The Met Police, Mossad, The A Team and the Imperial Senate. 

 

Please tell me we are 'cupboard tomato sauce' heavy. Same applies to Brown Sauce. 

You should buy a chicken, roast it, then stick it in the cupboard next to the sauce for a month or so. Then make yourself a big chicken sandwich and scoff it down.

 

That should stop you feeling the need to post cunt threads like this one for a while.

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

You should buy a chicken, roast it, then stick it in the cupboard next to the sauce for a month or so. Then make yourself a big chicken sandwich and scoff it down.

 

 

Yes because thats the same thing isn't it you fucking parakeet 

[Brownie]

Only Tories keep it in the fridge.

[Bjornebye]

You only need to have a look at the voting lists. 

 

The cupboard voters is a collection of the finest, funniest and coolest motherfuckers the forum has to offer. And me. 

 

The fridge voters list is like a who's who of Operation yew tree suspects. 

[TheHowieLama]

Just looked in my fridge -- got loads of stuff in there. Mustards of all kinds, sauces (brown, red, white even green) from every continent. Meats, cheeses -- it is like going to a delicatessen.

 

Seriously -- it is like living in the 21st century.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just looked in my fridge -- got loads of stuff in there. Mustards of all kinds, sauces (brown, red, white even green) from every continent. Meats, Maddie, cheeses -- it is like going to a delicatessen.

 

Seriously -- it is like living in the 21st century.

Not surprised. 

[TheHowieLama]

Stig:  I'll be in shortly -- just starting the BBQ!

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Thats not even relevant. Its the coldness of it and it goes all hard and weird. The consistency is well off. 

 

Social Worker: "Oh you keep your tomato sauce in the fridge?"

 

Howie: "Yeah its how they do it in Praia Da Luz" 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Yes because thats the same thing isn't it you fucking parakeet 

I didn't say it was you handlebar. I just want you to be laid up with salmonella for a while 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I didn't say it was you handlebar. I just want you to be laid up with salmonella for a while 

 

 

[General Dryness]

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Thats not even relevant. Its the coldness of it and it goes all hard and weird. The consistency is well off. 

 

Social Worker: "Oh you keep your tomato sauce in the fridge?"

 

Howie: "Yeah its how they do it in Praia Da Luz" 

Listen here cock-swatch - no one keeps ketchup in a cupboard. No one.

 

Keeping HP in the cupboard is still a little 1960's - the vinegar may keep you from catching bad shithouse aids for awhile.

Unfortunately your life style guarantees you get it either way.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Listen here cock-swatch - no one keeps ketchup in a cupboard. No one.

 

Keeping HP in the cupboard is still a little 1960's - the vinegar may keep you from catching bad shithouse aids for awhile.

Unfortunately your life style guarantees you get it either way.

I do. 

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I do. 

He meant nobody that isn't a cunt.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

He meant nobody that isn't a cunt.

Zeek? 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Listen here cock-swatch - no one keeps ketchup in a cupboard. No one.

 

Keeping HP in the cupboard is still a little 1960's - the vinegar may keep you from catching bad shithouse aids for awhile.

Unfortunately your life style guarantees you get it either way.

Cock-swatch rep.

[Tony Moanero]