Chelsea (A) Premier League - 22-9-19

[Bjornebye]

We lost away at Napoli last season (playing worse than tonight) and went on to win the thing. 

 

Take it out on this shower of scum on Sunday and its business as usual. 

 

"They say Stigs days are numbered

He's not famous anymore

But Tursdeye smokes his toenails

Like he's never done before" 

[Captain Turdseye]

Last chance saloon for you, this. 

 

Taking one positive from tonight, hopefully it gives us a kick up the arse for Sunday. 

[Dr Nowt]

Bastard cunters, assemble.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Last chance saloon for you, this. 

 

Taking one positive from tonight, hopefully it gives us a kick up the arse for Sunday. 

Where has the 'sack this chump' post gone? Shit out as usual? Fucking runner. 

 

Yeah if we lose this I'll retire from starting match threads. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Where has the 'sack this chump' post gone? Shit out as usual? Fucking runner. 

 

It’ll still be in the thread I posted it in, you thick twat. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Trumo. SEFFCR will be getting negged. Make it spell out another word. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

It’ll still be in the thread I posted it in, you thick twat. 

Fair enough, I only saw it briefly previewed on the side of the FF page. The fact I thought you would have edited it says a lot more about you than it does me. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Fair enough, I only saw it briefly previewed on the side of the FF page. The fact I thought you would have edited it says a lot more about you than it does me. 

 

Course it does. 

[Trumo]

39 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Trumo. SEFFCR will be getting negged. Make it spell out another word. 

 

Control. Unity. Nerve. Talent.

 

I don't ask for much.

 

Put the Napoli game behind us and re-focus. We're up against a Chelsea side that is in transition at the moment. We've shown ourselves to be superior to them, and now is the time to reinforce that and keep the league momentum going.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Harry Squatter]

Mason Mount is out of the game on Sunday with an ankle injury.

[Bjornebye]

If Chelsea start anything near the side they started tonight then we will humiliate them 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mason Mount is out of the game on Sunday with an ankle injury.

 

That should mean Boss Rarkley playing the full 90 minutes. Is Kurt Zouma still starting games for them as well?

 

Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 4

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mason Mount is out of the game on Sunday with an ankle injury.

Fer reals?

 

Has looked pretty good

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That should mean Boss Rarkley playing the full 90 minutes. Is Kurt Zouma still starting games for them as well?

 

Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 4

Zouma and Barkley started tonight. Barkley missed a pen as well. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Zouma and Barkley started tonight. Barkley missed a pen as well. 

 

Yeah, I just looked. They went five at the back at home. Don’t want to tempt fate but maybe, just maybe, Frank Lampard isn’t the best thing since sliced bread after all. Is he just harking back to the system Conte used last time they won the league?

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Yeah, I just looked. They went five at the back at home. Don’t want to tempt fate but maybe, just maybe, Frank Lampard isn’t the best thing since sliced bread after all. Is he just harking back to the system Conte used last time they won the league?

I think he is just trying to do the best with what he is got which is mostly shite.

[Creator Supreme]

We're fucking shite!

[TheDrowningMan]

It’ll be a tough game. Anything less than a win and the media will be awash with talk of a mini-crisis.

[Grinch]

A draw will no nicely away to them.   

[Harry Squatter]

9 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Fer reals?

 

Has looked pretty good

Got clattered by a Valencia player and has damaged his ankle apparently.

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

We saw in the Super Cup that Lampard was reluctant to play the expansive approach he has adopted in the league so far. That might have been due to getting their arses kicked at Old Trafford mind. 

[Harry Squatter]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11668/11812456/mason-mount-limps-off-for-chelsea-in-champions-league-debut-vs-valencia

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Got clattered by a Valencia player and has damaged his ankle apparently.

 

 

 

Played on before going off 5 minutes later. 

 

Rudiger is still injured and Kante is questionable too. 

[Harry Squatter]

Kante was brilliant in that Super Cup game. Hope he doesnt play on Sunday.