The Snooker

[Bjornebye]

58 minutes ago, Johnny Utah said:

Final frame decider between Ronnie and Wilson here. Ronnie looking good

Kyren had some balls there. Brilliant. Hope he wins it. 

 

Shaun Murphy is just a fat Michael Owen 

[Bjornebye]

O'Sullivan a tit in that interview. Prick 

[Captain Turdseye]

Haven’t seen any of this Senior’s tourney up until the last hour or so, but this Ken Doherty match is giving me hope that I can still make a career out of snooker in the future. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Apparently Jimmy White lost 3-4 after being 3-1 up earlier. Likes the old decider, does Jimmy. 

[Captain Turdseye]

There’s some American/Canadian FRAUD on commentary. It’s like listening to them talking about footy. 

[Captain Turdseye]

John Virgo just said “he’s on the brown, in more ways than one”

 

That'll explain the poor standard. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking clown show. Even the person in charge of the replays, scores and graphics is having a mare. 
 

I think the Canadian is the late, great Cliff Thorburn. On the red button coverage Virgo said “we’ll let you have a look at the stats while the players are out of the arena.” Next thing you hear is Cliff whispering to Virgo “go get some,” and then the sound of a bottle opening and someone going “aaahhhh”

[sir roger]

Ooooh and that's a bad miss

[Mike D]

Camera angles are shite these days, watching now on BBC2 and the table looks almost square.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Camera angles are shite these days, watching now on BBC2 and the table looks almost square.

I was just thinking the same. Too high up. Just needs to come down a yard or two. 

 

Higgins looking good to go through here. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Zhao has shot selection similar to mine. 

[Mike D]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I was just thinking the same. Too high up. Just needs to come down a yard or two. 

 

Higgins looking good to go through here. 

One of the reasons I can never watch it on ITV or Eurosport, that and all the ad breaks. The Beeb was always alright, I shall be writing to points of view.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Mike D said:

One of the reasons I can never watch it on ITV or Eurosport, that and all the ad breaks. The Beeb was always alright, I shall be writing to points of view.

Adverts aside, the coverage on ITV & Eurosport is ace. Alan McManaus is far and away the best pundit. 

[bigthrusts]

Ronnie looked pretty good there. 

[Bjornebye]

Mark Allen going 4:3 up on Judd here. My future wife reffing. 

[bigthrusts]

God knows how Trump won that last frame. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Mark Allen has beaten himself here. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Oo-er. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Mark Allen has beaten himself here. 

He usually does. He's in that mould of players like Bingham (I know he won a worlds) and Hawkins who get themselves into winning positions then bottle it with silly misses. Ding is badly suffering from that the last few years as well. I can't stand Allen but I'd love him to win here. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Can’t they get a bottle of fly spray in there?

 

Why’s it swarming with flies in there in January anyway? Has someone left a burger down the back of a seat?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can’t they get a bottle of fly spray in there?

 

Why’s it swarming with flies in there in January anyway? Has someone left a burger down the back of a seat?

Hahaha I just noticed that fucker bottom right. It's Allens smell. No chance he washes daily. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He usually does. He's in that mould of players like Bingham (I know he won a worlds) and Hawkins who get themselves into winning positions then bottle it with silly misses. Ding is badly suffering from that the last few years as well. I can't stand Allen but I'd love him to win here. 

Let’s see if he bottles this now…

 

Should be looking at a decider. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Let’s see if he bottles this now…

 

Should be looking at a decider. 

He's trying 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucked it before I’d pressed ‘submit reply’

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fucked it before I’d pressed ‘submit reply’

Recorvered. 

 

Come on you CSA cunt