The Snooker

[johnsusername]

Can't stand Dominic Dale's voice, so BBC for me. Hendry and McManus are brilliant. I do like Jimmy white and Neal Foulds on Eurosport though. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Can't stand Dominic Dale's voice, so BBC for me. Hendry and McManus are brilliant. I do like Jimmy white and Neal Foulds on Eurosport though. 

Yeah Jimmy is great. 

 

Dominic Dale. The most socially awkward man on the planet. Always got that weird smirk on his face. i don't know what his missus looks like but can only imagine he's constantly thinking "What a lucky bastard". Nice fella mind. Foulds can get on my nerves sometimes. 

[sir roger]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah Jimmy is great. 

 

Dominic Dale. The most socially awkward man on the planet. Always got that weird smirk on his face. i don't know what his missus looks like but can only imagine he's constantly thinking "What a lucky bastard". Nice fella mind. Foulds can get on my nerves sometimes. 

Maybe not , and I thought Al Jolson was dead.

 

[Bjornebye]

They look a lovely, happy couple. I feel a right twat now. 

 

Judd is just too good. It's almost ridiculous how good he is. 

[John102]

People who watch the snooker on Eurosport are the same people that took their P.E kit in a used Kwik Save bag.

 

Absolute weirdos

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, John102 said:

People who watch the snooker on Eurosport are the same people that took their P.E kit in a used Kwik Save bag.

 

Absolute weirdos

Haha you tit. The NI Open wasn't on BBC so I had no choice. 

[johnsusername]

Yeah but Eurosport are reliable - BBC usually turn off halfway through a game so they can show a repeat of A Home in the Country or Bargain Hunt.

[Bjornebye]

Robertson/Selby on now. What a tie. I can't think of a more evenly matched tie in snooker. 

 

Robertson on a century in the opening frame here. Taylor and Docherty in commentary. 

 

Oh and Seema Jaswal is presenting. I still miss Hazel though 

 

 

She makes me want to put my balls on the baize 

[Bjornebye]

Some match so far this. Selby has pulled 2 frames back from 3 down. 

[John102]

On 03/12/2020 at 14:21, Bjornebye said:

Haha you tit. The NI Open wasn't on BBC so I had no choice. 

The NI Open????? 

 

Is that like the BDO in darts? I bet the felt had rips in it from when a qualifier tried to play a chip shot in the first round. Was the highest break about 32.

 

I admire the dedication like

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, John102 said:

The NI Open????? 

 

Is that like the BDO in darts? I bet the felt had rips in it from when a qualifier tried to play a chip shot in the first round. Was the highest break about 32.

 

I admire the dedication like

64 century breaks including a 147 actually. 

[John102]

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[johnsusername]

Good. Can't stand Selby.

 

Don't really like Robertson either but he's the lesser of two evils in that tie. Hope he gets knocked out now the Chelsea supporting twat.

[johnsusername]

BBC turning off coverage for Chris Packham. Fucking typical. Off to Eurosport I go. 

[Bjornebye]

Robertson looking good to make it 4:3 here. Hope he wins it. Can't stand Trump winning everything 

[John102]

Like the big match beaut that i am, just stuck the snooker on now.

 

Hopefully goes to the wire.

[bigthrusts]

Decider. 

[Stickman]

Robertson conjuring up his inner Cliff Thorburn for the deciding frame . ....

[Baltar]

Robertson really is a slow bastard. Infuriating to watch since he's such a good potter.

[John102]

I like Robertson but the slow play did have me wanting Trump to win.

 

At this point ill take anyone. Fucking knackered.

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, John102 said:

I like Robertson but the slow play did have me wanting Trump to win.

 

At this point ill take anyone. Fucking knackered.

Yeah, he’s gone full Ebdon. What a frame though. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Missed the pink. 
 

Fuck sake, man. 

[John102]

Ha both players look like they want to cry

 

What a final though

[Mendoza]

Fuck sake. Robertson played like an absolute arsehole, taking two and three minutes over simple safety shots.