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The Snooker


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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Weird isn't it how we make assumptions about Snooker players. Arguably the most harmless sport in the world. I can't stand Carter or Allen and I think Murphy is a proper cunt. People on here despise Selby. Mental. 

I hated Ken Doherty, absolutely hated him but it's hard to explain why. I just do. Other than the way he pronounces Murphy, he seems alright when being a pundit between frames, find the accent too distracting if he is commentating during games though.

 

Jebus is winding me up having all these tournaments in Milton Kenyes but I can't go to any of them.

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1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I hated Ken Doherty, absolutely hated him but it's hard to explain why. I just do. Other than the way he pronounces Murphy, he seems alright when being a pundit between frames, find the accent too distracting if he is commentating during games though.

 

Jebus is winding me up having all these tournaments in Milton Kenyes but I can't go to any of them.

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4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Ronnie goes through. What a match. 


I had it on the telly and Turdsette was asking me what all the rules are and stuff. I had a turd brewing all day and eventually had to go at 5-4. When I was sat on the bog upstairs I could hear her in the living room saying “Come on, Ronnie!” and she was waiting at the bottom of the stairs to tell me it had gone 5-5

 

A proud dad moment, for sure. 

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8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:


I had it on the telly and Turdsette was asking me what all the rules are and stuff. I had a turd brewing all day and eventually had to go at 5-4. When I was sat on the bog upstairs I could hear her in the living room saying “Come on, Ronnie!” and she was waiting at the bottom of the stairs to tell me it had gone 5-5

 

A proud dad moment, for sure. 

Cute. 

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1 minute ago, bigthrusts said:

Gilbert into the semis. 

Another good game that. Kyren will win a world title but he needs to get ruthless quickly. 

 

Happy for Gilbert, seems a decent enough bloke. Was guaranteed 30k today, he's just doubled that. 

 

Bingham v Murphy tonight. I'm too tired for it. 

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On 13/01/2021 at 13:50, Bjornebye said:

Weird isn't it how we make assumptions about Snooker players. Arguably the most harmless sport in the world. I can't stand Carter or Allen and I think Murphy is a proper cunt. People on here despise Selby. Mental. 

I have an intense dislike of Murphy, a proper fat coward who is always having a pop at players in the press but acts all chummy with them during matches. Can't stand Carter too, a proper twat that guy. Allen is alright. Can't say I like Selby much and his penchant for slowing games down and turning games into ugly scraps. Great player though.

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1 hour ago, Baltar said:

I have an intense dislike of Murphy, a proper fat coward who is always having a pop at players in the press but acts all chummy with them during matches. Can't stand Carter too, a proper twat that guy. Allen is alright. Can't say I like Selby much and his penchant for slowing games down and turning games into ugly scraps. Great player though.

Yeah Carter is a proper arrogant smarmy cunt. Brexit, Anti-Lockdown wank head. 

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