The Snooker

[Bjornebye]

Higgins and Maguire would be good for a pint with.Barry Hawkins seems sound as well, he come across quite boring in matches but they did some car-pool thing during the worlds a couple of years ago and he was funny as fuck. Most of them though you know would just be planks. 

 

 @RobbieOR posted a pic of him on the Guinness with Doherty a few years back. 

 

 

[RobbieOR]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Higgins and Maguire would be good for a pint with.Barry Hawkins seems sound as well, he come across quite boring in matches but they did some car-pool thing during the worlds a couple of years ago and he was funny as fuck. Most of them though you know would just be planks. 

 

 @RobbieOR posted a pic of him on the Guinness with Doherty a few years back. 

 

 

 

Yeah he was involved with an old job of mine. He's a sound bloke Ken. Just looked it up and it was 6 years ago next week. 

[Remmie]

Mark Williams would probably be my first pick to drink with. 

 

I saw Ronnie at a local nightclub when I was at uni in Preston, he'd been knocked out of the LG cup. He looked like he was having a great time in the VIP section dancing leathered with a bird and a bottle of Stella under each arm, so actually I'll go drinking with Ronnie first. Mark can come along as well though. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, RobbieOR said:

 

Yeah he was involved with an old job of mine. He's a sound bloke Ken. Just looked it up and it was 6 years ago next week. 

I remember it like it was yesterday. 

Just now, Remmie said:

Mark Williams would probably be my first pick to drink with. 

 

I saw Ronnie at a local nightclub when I was at uni in Preston, he'd been knocked out. He looked like he was having a great time in the VIP section dancing with a bird and a bottle of Stella under each arm, so actually I'll go drinking with Ronnie first. Mark can come along as well though. 

Aah yes Mark Williams would be superb for a pint. Funny man him considering I always thought he was proper boring. He was genuinely about to do his press conference after he won the worlds the other year naked until Barry Hearn made him put a towel round him. I woke up and his twitter was full of pictures of him out on the lash. I think he posted one of him in a kebab-house at about half 6 in the morning. 

[johnsusername]

Ronnie looks dishevelled, to put it politely. Strange man.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Ronnie looks dishevelled, to put it politely. Strange man.

Pulled it out the bag there. 

[johnsusername]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Pulled it out the bag there. 

Wilson putting the cue ball in from the pink was a disaster.

 

WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING! 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Wilson putting the cue ball in from the pink was a disaster.

 

WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING! 

2nd best sport on the planet. 

 

I fucking love the snooker me. 

[Bjornebye]

Jack Lisowski has just royally fucked up. Potted a Red, asked for the white ball to be cleaned and started working out where to play position on his next shot. Forgot he hadn't potted the black and potted another red. Ref called a foul. First time I think I've seen Lisowski laugh. 

[bigthrusts]

Ronnie vs Trump. Just hope Ronnie shows up. 

[Bjornebye]

Ronnie looks very measured here. I fancy him to win. 

[Bjornebye]

What a snooker from Ronnie 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I'm not the biggest Lisowski fan but I'm firmly in the anyone but Judd camp. Lisowski has gone from 7:2 down to 7:6 here. Playing unreal snooker. 

[bigthrusts]

Trump and Lisowski out of The Masters after testing positive.

 

[sir roger]

Covid or Shithouse aids ?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

Trump and Lisowski out of The Masters after testing positive.

 

Best mates away from the table. Definitely banging. So what if they are 

[johnsusername]

That's disappointing. Love the Masters as well.

[Bjornebye]

Gary Wilson stood in for Lisowski. I really don't like him. I know its a nice underdog story him coming back etc but he's a right bellend. 2 all with Kyren here. 

[bigthrusts]

Just remembered how much I don't miss John Virgo. Never shuts up. Hendry can't get a word in edgeways. 

[Bjornebye]

Murphy really fucking grates on me. Slow walking wobbly faced god bothering sandal bastard. 

[bigthrusts]

One of the most ridiculous pots I've ever seen there. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

One of the most ridiculous pots I've ever seen there. 

Hes a prick. And he sounds like Michael Owen. 

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Murphy really fucking grates on me. Slow walking wobbly faced god bothering sandal bastard. 

You forgot 'Man U supporter'. 'From Essex'.

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

You forgot 'Man U supporter'. 'From Essex'.

Oh ffs now I hate him.