The Snooker

[bigthrusts]

Ronnie playing ridiculously quick even by his standards.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck sake. I thought this was tomorrow. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck sake. I thought this was tomorrow. 

If it carries on at this speed it will have been yesterday. 

[Bjornebye]

Ronnie must have plans. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Unreal finish from Ronnie this. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Unreal finish from Ronnie this. 

Just unreal. Greatest ever by a fucking country mile. When he is in the mood he makes it looks like anytime he misses he is just doing it for a laugh. Folds said in the studio the other day that Trump is currently the best on the planet and by some way. I laughed. 

[Captain Turdseye]

That last red was ridiculous.

 

edit: second to last red. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just unreal. Greatest ever by a fucking country mile. When he is in the mood he makes it looks like anytime he misses he is just doing it for a laugh. Folds said in the studio the other day that Trump is currently the best on the planet and by some way. I laughed. 

Looks like Foulds might have been right after all....

[sh#t waffle]

Ronnie v Robertson going to a deciding frame

[Captain Turdseye]

Some great pots under pressure from Robertson to wrap it up. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I don't know what I was watching yesterday then.

I went round to see my Dad at dinner time and Trump was playing Ronnie on Eurosport and had taken a 7-1 lead ahead of the later session.

I said to Dad that the lads on TLW had reported that Ronnie was on fire the night before and Trump was murdering him.

I just assumed it was the semi final of this tournament, hence my reply yesterday to @Bjornebye

Turns out it must have been some repeat.

Fucking Eurosport, the shit channel cunts.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I don't know what I was watching yesterday then.

I went round to see my Dad at dinner time and Trump was playing Ronnie on Eurosport and had taken a 7-1 lead ahead of the later session.

I said to Dad that the lads on TLW had reported that Ronnie was on fire the night before and Trump was murdering him.

I just assumed it was the semi final of this tournament, hence my reply yesterday to @Bjornebye

Turns out it must have been some repeat.

Fucking Eurosport, the shit channel cunts.

I did wonder thats why I didn't reply and call you a weird cunt.. 

[Bjornebye]

Trump v Higgins in the NI Semi Final here is decent. Judd Trump has got the personality of a fucking stoned terrapin. 

 

My mate is working over there for Eurosport, been saying all week how funny Jimmy White is. 

[Bjornebye]

Trump v Ronnie in the final. Trump 6:4 up, looks like he might make it 7 here in a first to 9. I want Ronnie to win, mainly because I can't stand Trump but Ronnie has been a proper dick lately. Thinks he is too good for everyone else and can say and do what he wants. Trump is the best in the world right now. Watch Ronnie start throwing his toys out the pram if he loses. he has already said this week that he might not play the Masters or the Worlds. His excuse for the Masters? The venue isn't too great. For the Worlds? Its a slog. 

 

Entitled prick. Best ever for sure but fuck me he gives snooker a great name on the table and an awful one off it. 

[Bjornebye]

Trump on a 147 here 

[sir roger]

OSullivan fighting back against Trimp in Irish final on Eurosport 8-7. First to 9

[Bjornebye]

Been some match this. 

[Bjornebye]

Nigel Bond has just knocked Judd Trump out 6:3 from 3:1 down. I am made up. Trump has turned into a right entitled cunt. 

[Bjornebye]

Ding 3 nil up against Ronnie here on BBC2. 

 

I honestly think Ronnie throws games or at least frames to either keep him interested or to just be a cunt. He has always said how much he loves Ding and is a bit of a whore to the Chinese market....  

[Bjornebye]

Higgins went out earlier. 

 

Nigel Bond is currently 2:1 up against Allen here and at the table at 312 years of age. I'd love to see Nigel win it. 

[Bjornebye]

Day 2 of The Masters. Yesterday Joe Perry beat Ding and Ali Carter beat Selby. 

 

Stephen Maguire has just come back from 5:1 down against Robertson to win 6:5. 

 

Outstanding sport. I fucking love The Snooker me. 

 

 

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Baltar]

Ali Carter has always been a massive prick and this has made me hate him even more!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/51144291

[Bjornebye]

Utter cunt. Biggest wanker in the game by a mile. How he got away with that is ridiculous. 

[Stickman]

58 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Ali Carter has always been a massive prick and this has made me hate him even more!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/51144291

 

 

Shouldn't be surprised from a twat who retweets Farage and Hopkins on a regular basis

Not really sure what that's got to do with it but can't stand the twat