Newcastle (H) Sat 14/09 12:30pm Premier League

[Bobby Hundreds]

Go head mane put these small time pricks to the sword.. wahey man divvinchnar ball bags.

[Anubis]

Shove your VAR up your arse.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

He genuinely did turn to his mate and say “I think that’s VAR you know” after I shouted the word out with a shower of fucks.

Did he even jump round the pub like a lunatic when mane scored then? Nope he was texting his wife "woohooo 1:1 all I think we might win this" 

[Grinch]

Thank fuck for mane and Salah. 

[TheDrowningMan]

Go and demolish them now. No team with the remotest chance of challenging for the title would fail to beat a Steve Bruce-helmed Newcastle.

[Johnlj]

Someone Said Mike Dean is in the VAR box, so instead of a clear penalty for us denied. The most dubious Will be given to Newcastle for a foul given six yards outside the area.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

GET IN!

 

YOU FUCKING GEORGIE SCUM

"Fuck did I do?"

[Dr Nowt]

[El Rojo]

4 minutes ago, J-V said:

Pen all day fucking scum VAR cunt

Got a chuckle out of this one. 

[J-V]

Come on VVD nut one in

[J-V]

Shelvey trying to out run Mo, hahaha fat cunt

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Did he even jump round the pub like a lunatic when mane scored then? Nope he was texting his wife "woohooo 1:1 all I think we might win this" 

He just jumped up at that shot from Virg.

 

“Yes, now lets see if we can score a try.”

[Caramac]

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, J-V said:

Shelvey trying to out run Mo, hahaha fat cunt

He wasn't after the ball...

[Johnlj]

It's great to see Ox playing, can we sell him now please.

[Jairzinho]

These are getting battered now, absolutely fucking battered.

 

7-1.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

He just jumped up at that shot from Virg.

 

“Yes, now lets see if we can score a try.”

"If he scores outside the box is it 3 points?"

 

"Yes and a golden power boot for the next 5 minutes as well"

 

"don't be silly. anyway you having peas or mushrooms on your mixed grill?" 

[J-V]

Adrian really should have scored their goal.

[suzy]

Origi down

[Captain Turdseye]

Bobby coming on. Newcastle are fucked. 

[Bjornebye]

Whats that Newcastle players name who done Origi then? Almeron? You fucking hero. 

[suzy]

Bobby coming on - yay!

[Grinch]

I'm appluding that sub too, hopefully I don't have to watch him again but then again it appears Brewster isn't ready (surprise surprise) 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Oh no we gotta bring Bobby on.

[Bjornebye]