Life after Jürgen

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, Fallen Angel said:

No shouts for Stevie G then???....just asking....

Not for me Clive.

[Harry Squatter]

Cant we just clone him and let the real one got to Tahiti for 12 months?

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Cant we just clone him and let the real one got to Tahiti for 12 months?

Just get a pair of lifts for Mini Klopp and let him stand there for 9 months

[suzy]

8 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Cant we just clone him and let the real one got to Tahiti for 12 months?

A cunning plan indeed

[Stickman]

16 hours ago, Cultured Left Peg said:

Hopefully, we can prise Mr Hodgson from the eagle-like grip of Crystal Palace for a good few years of steadying the boat/plummeting down the table.

Don't they always say never go back....At least I hope they fucking do

[Butch]

17 hours ago, Seasons said:

With Klopp saying that he'll likely take a year to himself after 2022, what's the next chapter for LFC? 

 

We've been stung in the past with managers coming in and flipping everything whilst we embrace a 'transition' so perhaps it'd be nice to have a bit of a plan instead.

 

What would you like to see in the next 2 years and who would you see as the perfect replacement? 

 

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Talismanic said:

Let’s see how Xabi does with Sociadad over the next few years 

This. 

 

Who is Stevie G? never heard of the cunt 

[Pidge]

He's managing the B team, not Sociedad.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

He's managing the B team, not Sociedad.

He is managing to make me gay. 

[Harry Squatter]

It would never happen but Simeone would be hilarious and piss off so many other teams and fan bases. He'd make the players run through brick walls for the team. His snidey type of football would probably never go down too well with people especially after Jurgens attacking teams. He'd start more fights than a scally bird in Mathew Street on Mothers day.

[Trojan1892]

I’d be all over Simeone, hes a cunt....

He’d wind them all up, he can bring Joao Felix with as well if he wants.

[Ronnie Whelan]

I love Simeone. He would go down badly in a post Brexit dystopian landscape with the hordes of Middle Englanders. We would love him, though his style of football maybe less so.

[Harry Squatter]

Hes done similar to what Klopp did at Dortmund and here where he hasn't got the spending power of Bayern or City but produced a tight knit team to take on and compete with Barcelona and Real Madrid. He does spend big but also has success with bargain signings. 

 

Anything that pisses off the Brexit twats and Ingerland twats going on about Beckham is fine with me.

[The Guest]

I’ve no idea why people fall over themselves for gobshites like Simeone.  His yard dog football is dated and wouldn’t get anywhere in England.  Klopp seems to piss opposition fans off more anyway and it’s because he’s the nicest manager in football.  It’s winding the majority of the league up because we’ve clearly got a boss manager who has filled the club with nice personalities top to bottom.  I’d give Linders a go because it’s the most “Liverpool Way” thing ever whether it’s an interim thing or permanent.

[Aventus]

Mourinho. 

[Oh Buoy]

All lined up for Steve Bruce. 

[mgw100]

14 minutes ago, Seasons said:

All lined up for Steve Bruce. 

He's got a big, fat 'ead

[Alan Sex]

That’s not Steve Bruce. It’s Jay Leno. 

[Red_or_Dead]

31 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

That’s not Steve Bruce. It’s Jay Leno. 

Letterman agrees.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Aventus said:

Mourinho. 

Might get negged here but he would be my first choice. I reckon he fucking loves us. 

[LFC 6 Times]

Give him a million Quid a week for all I care, he can’t leave us. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Might get negged here but he would be my first choice. I reckon he fucking loves us. 

To think you complained when I called you a fat fucking nonce.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

To think you complained when I called you a fat fucking nonce.

Yeah I was only angry because you didn't say it like you meant it you fucking tray. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah I was only angry because you didn't say it like you meant it you fucking tray. 

That Mourinho shout is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever come out with and I saw the jeggings.

[Bjornebye]

Fucking jeggings. Slim jeans for a lean lad. You had flairs on the first time I met you.