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Your favourite (not necessarily best) all-time non-Liverpool XI

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On Xmas day, while the rest of his family and the country is enjoying the festivities, Tone sits on the shitter and writes lists out of topics for best XI's, best kits, best pets, best biscuits, best woodland birds and best trees in gardens and pins it to the back of the door.

Then, one by one he ticks them off during the year.

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Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style

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Strontium Grand Master

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51 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

On Xmas day, while the rest of his family and the country is enjoying the festivities, Tone sits on the shitter and writes lists out of topics for best XI's, best kits, best pets, best biscuits, best woodland birds and best trees in gardens and pins it to the back of the door.

Then, one by one he ticks them off during the year.

 

Great spotted woodpecker

Green woodpecker

Nuthatch

Long-tailed tit

Treecreeper
Jay

Sparrowhawk
Wood warbler

Hawfinch

Siskin

Bullfinch

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Chairman Meow Grand Master

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Jorge Campos

 

Gareth Williams (Blyth Spartans)

Philippe Albert

Franco Baresi

Paolo Maldini

 

Lother Matthaus 

Gheorghe Hagi

Enzo Scifo

 

Hristo Stoichkov

Roger Milla

Robbie Dale

 

Robbie Dale of Blyth Spartans only just edged out Matt Le Tissier for that lazy but spectacular when they want to be role. 

 

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Allan Grand Master

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My favourite players as a kid growing up supporting/watching Aberdeen in the Scottish Premier League:

 

Theo Snelders

 

Stewart McKimmie

Alex McLeish

Willie Miller

David Robertson

 

Paul McStay

Ian Durrant

 

Davie Cooper

Eoin Jess

Joe Miller

 

Ally McCoist

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On 23/08/2019 at 18:47, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

Great spotted woodpecker

Green woodpecker

Nuthatch

Long-tailed tit

Treecreeper
Jay

Sparrowhawk
Wood warbler

Hawfinch

Siskin

Bullfinch

No place for the Goshawk, you need to have a serious word with yourself there! Or is it because pace birds don't count?

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1 hour ago, Talismanic said:

No place for the Goshawk, you need to have a serious word with yourself there! Or is it because pace birds don't count?

 

I just felt that Sparrowhawk and Goshawk play too similar a role to include both. Goshawk has also had a tendency to go missing in the past (for about 100 years).

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21 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I just felt that Sparrowhawk and Goshawk play too similar a role to include both. Goshawk has also had a tendency to go missing in the past (for about 100 years).

But the Goshawk can twist and turn in the tightest of situations before delivering the final and fatal blow.

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