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Summer 2020 Transfer Thread: The Summer Of San(bappe)


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Fuck that pretender Turdseye. You all know that Anubis transfer threads are where the big signings happen.

 

So, you want M’bappe? You want Sancho? You want Werner? You want Havertz? Then welcome to the original, and best, summer transfer thread,

 

You want Salah sold to PSG and replaced by Rashford? You want Alisson sold and replaced by Pickford? You want Andre Ayew instead of M’bappe? Well then you know where Turdseye’s thread is, and you can take the consequences.....

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25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fuck that pretender Turdseye. You all know that Anubis transfer threads are where the big signings happen.

 

So, you want M’bappe? You want Sancho? You want Werner? You want Havertz? Then welcome to the original, and best, summer transfer thread,

 

You want Salah sold to PSG and replaced by Rashford? You want Alisson sold and replaced by Pickford? You want Andre Ayew instead of M’bappe? Well then you know where Turdseye’s thread is, and you can take the consequences.....

Snappin’ pussy 

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On 21/08/2019 at 19:14, El Dangerous said:

. We might see some value in signing Dembele as well who'll need to rebuild his career but he'll probably move to Atletico or Inter.

If that 'effort' in the semi-final first leg wasn't a ' come and get me ' plea , I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

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58 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Ideally, I'd have that bellend Neymar in the summer.  

 

Just can't see PSG having a summer where they lose Neymar, Cavani and Mbappe. 

 

I'm big into Mbappe, but he's a fucking showpony and would get on Klopp's tits.

Neymar has been unbelievable this season. People can say what they want about Ligue 1, but he just embarrasses defenses there and there's something to be said about him being so much better than professional footballers in a top flight league in a major football country. He's still a better player than Mbappé. He creates and scores goals every game and everything goes through him. Mbappé is not on that level creatively.

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On 31/01/2020 at 03:10, Anubis said:

So, you want M’bappe? You want Sancho? You want Werner? You want Havertz? Then welcome to the original, and best, summer transfer thread,

"That will be £500,000,000, sir. How are you paying today, sir? Would you like a 20p bag?" 

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