Summer 2020 Transfer Thread: The Summer Of San(bappe)

[Anubis]

I know I started a January 2020 transfer thread, but let’s be honest, we hardly ever buy in January so we can fuck that off.

 

And this transfer window is effectively over for us, so let’s get started on where any real business will take place - next summer - when we’ve allegedly saved our pennies for the the beautiful, delightful, attacking couple. The Summer Of Sanbappe, if you will.

 

 

Setting aside the fantasy for a second, I reckon we’ll finally see LOLlana out the door, and provided Leeds aren’t promoted, a one year extension for Big Game James.

 

The question is, will we some bids for our front line players from the likes of Real, Barca and Juve?

 

[Chocoholic]

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th...

[Jordy Brouwer]

This is some science fiction shit. I want our fist signing in that year to have a robot leg. 

[Pureblood]

The Anubis curse, as it became known.  

[Herp McDerp]

@dave u would you please ban this dickhead? Not content with ruining this summer hes decided to get a head start on ruining next years too.

[Anubis]

He’s right, Dave. This bastard has jinxed everything. Sort it out.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

The owners are already preparing to brief the press on how we don't need to spend big, Larouci can save us money, Bobby Duncan has signed a new contract on gone on loan and the Anfield Road End planning permission has expired and not been renewed. 

 

Utopia. 

[Jairzinho]

No value in a World Cup year.

 

Jan 2021 we will go BIG. 

 

 

[Grinch]

Can't attract top players with Europa League. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

So the other night Rennes beat PSG with a 16-year old starting in the centre of their midfield, holding his own against the likes of Verratti and I've decided we need to scrap any pursuit of Sancho or Mbappe or Havertz, who are now old news.

 

Welcome to the summer of Eduardo Camavinga. 

 

 

[General Dryness]

His surname is an anagram of MacVagina.

 

And for that reason, I'm in, out, shake it all about.

[Jairzinho]

Like a black Damian Plessis.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, General Dryness said:

His surname is an anagram of MacVagina.

 

And for that reason, I'm in, out, shake it all about.

Sounds more like cum in a vagina. And for that reason I am balls deep.

[El Dangerous]

10 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

So the other night Rennes beat PSG with a 16-year old starting in the centre of their midfield, holding his own against the likes of Verratti and I've decided we need to scrap any pursuit of Sancho or Mbappe or Havertz, who are now old news.

 

Welcome to the summer of Eduardo Camavinga. 

 

 

I for one am very impressed with your eye for a young stud. You can definitely take full credit for spotting him first if he comes good. Maybe consider starting your own Ligue 1 review thread.

[Fugitive]

Getting Salah, Mane and Van Dyke back after 8 months out will be like signing new players.

[INTORRESTING]

It could happen, if we sell Salah and Mane and Nike pay the transfer fees and wages for Mbappe and Sancho.

[mattyq]

I. for one. welcome our new Nike overlords

[Wezza]

Too soon. I'm still mourning the 2019 transfer thread.

[INTORRESTING]

Nike will buy your tears.

[Bad Red Bull]

Sancho just signed a new contract for 190,000 a week wages. Not sure I would want a 19 year old on that kind of wages here. Even though he's very good, he's no Messi but who is?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

On 08/08/2019 at 18:10, Jairzinho said:

No value in a World Cup year.

 

Jan 2021 we will go BIG. 

 

 

 

Euros...........

[Megadrive Man]

7 hours ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Sancho just signed a new contract for 190,000 a week wages. Not sure I would want a 19 year old on that kind of wages here. Even though he's very good, he's no Messi but who is?

He will be 20 in the summer?

[El Dangerous]

Mbappe will go to Madrid and Sancho back to the blue Mancs. We'll sign some other fucker no one expected us to sign and he'll be ace. He won't be a forward because no big money player will fancy his chances at breaking up the best attacking trio in world football. It'll be a shit hot attacking mid but it won't be Haevertz because he's German and Klopp will encourage him to stay in Germany, preferably moving to Bayern who are awaiting Klopps imminent arrival. We might see some value in signing Dembele as well who'll need to rebuild his career but he'll probably move to Atletico or Inter.

[Bad Red Bull]

10 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

He will be 20 in the summer?

Then am fine to sign him then 

[Boss]

On 19/08/2019 at 01:33, Ne Moe Imya said:

So the other night Rennes beat PSG with a 16-year old starting in the centre of their midfield, holding his own against the likes of Verratti and I've decided we need to scrap any pursuit of Sancho or Mbappe or Havertz, who are now old news.

 

Welcome to the summer of Eduardo Camavinga. 

 

 

 

He looks superb for a 16 year old.