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2 hours ago, Mark M said:

Against Bournmouth when they got an injury time goal loads invaded the pitch. The ref then added more injury time on in which time Bournemouth scored again. You literally couldn't make it up.

There was an old keeper called Lonergan

Who no-one thought could save a pen

He dived to his left

The saints were bereft 

And the blues cried into their londsdale again 

 

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4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fair play to the lad. It wasn’t just Adrian. He took half the team out. Annoying as it was, it was still strangely impressive.

Was it a travelling red or one of the Turkish fans?

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7 hours ago, Mark M said:

Muppets running onto the pitch is starting to piss me off. It could just be i'm becoming an old fart.

the champions league final, super cup final and didnt some dickhead do the same against Norwich on Friday ?

That was a streaker. Didn't get anywhere near any players; he just fancied taking his cock for a run.

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It was about as mad a first 10 days as a free agent #2 keeper could have.

 

Only halfway into his first competitive fixture and he's suddenly in the game. Then he's straight on a plane for a cup final of sorts. Gives away a pen, then saves one to ultimately become the hero of the day and collect his first ever trophy as a player. Gets injured by a fan in the process of celebrating! 

 

All this on top of the fact he's replacing a man who has run out of hands to fit all the golden gloves he's accumulated this year alone. That's a load of pressure. 

 

It's no surprise if he's not had perfect performances so far. In a way, his couple of errors could be a positive, in that they ultimately didn't cost the team, yet they'll keep him grounded and help get his head back into the game.

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11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Some of these songs/poems are a real stain on the history of this website. 

 

ODE TO BOB

 

Bob went on his holibobs

And every day he wore his togs

Mittens kept his pinkies warm

And bootsies shielded toes from harm

His din dins were a thing of glory

Warm milky before his bedtime story

Enjoyed himself did little Bob

On his summer holibobs

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