Man City (Charity Shield - Wembley) 4/8/19

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Thought we started OK and created a few chances, Salah should have done better on that early chance. City then took over midfield and looked more fluent. That was never a free kick which led to their goal, we should have defended it better though, just a ball laid deep then a hopeful lob over our defenders who were on their way out. Guardiola really is a fucking twat, he never stops whining the Aids looking cunt. I hate the cunt, especially how he goes on about things being hard when he gives out money like confetti on a squad worth more than a small country. The sooner he fucks off the better. 

[Pureblood]

If the main tactic against us is to hoof it at our fullbacks I'm looking forward to this season. 

[niallers]

10 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Thought we started OK and created a few chances, Salah should have done better on that early chance. City then took over midfield and looked more fluent. That was never a free kick which led to their goal, we should have defended it better though, just a ball laid deep then a hopeful lob over our defenders who were on their way out. Guardiola really is a fucking twat, he never stops whining the Aids looking cunt. I hate the cunt, especially how he goes on about things being hard when he gives out money like confetti on a squad worth more than a small country. The sooner he fucks off the better. 

I remember about the west ham away game last year, our heart stopping high line was finally caught out with the little nudge to the side and getting runners in against static defenders. 

 

[manwiththestick]

Pep raided the All Saints wardrobe I see. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

BTW, is Gurdiola auditioning for a boys band? The wanker. 

[dockers_strike]

Oh and did the groundsman bother cutting the grass at Wembley this summer? Looks about 3" long and the ball is leaving a track when its knocked along the ground.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Decent enough first half. Sloppy for the goal but had a good few chances. Playing probably the best all-round side in the world right now. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Does Sterling score many he doesn’t shin or miskick?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, niallers said:

I remember about the west ham away game last year, our heart stopping high line was finally caught out with the little nudge to the side and getting runners in against static defenders. 

 

Something we need to work on, because a lot of teams will be trying the same thing now. 

[Pidge]

I miss Kompany habitually dropping a bollock against us.

[Aventus]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Pep raided the All Saints wardrobe I see. 

I Never Ever would have made that comparison. 

[Red Phoenix]

Am swerving this one, fucking oil barons.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

BTW, is Gurdiola auditioning for a boys band? The wanker. 

 

[liverpoolsno9]

The Blueshite will finish above us. We're shit. The midfield is shit. Trent is shit. Klopps mad if he thinks we dont need decent back up. FSG are cunts. Hendo should have gone to Fulham all them years ago. Origi isn't good enough. Isn't it great to have it back? 

Some right hysterical fannies in here. Beefstroganoff is the biggest fanny in the world. A right 'cunt' 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Does Sterling score many he doesn’t shin or miskick?

 

I put him in my Fantasy team for this season, so hopefully Gomez breaks him in the second half. 

 

If Sane is injured badly how will poor old City replace him. 

[rubble-rouser]

Mo’s looked sharp he just can’t shoot.

[3 Stacks]

9 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Wow. Just wow.

 

I think you need to read up on who we signed fella, he's a central midfielder.

Didn't know central midfielders had no right to be creative. We're actually playing two right now in David Silva and De Bruyne. Keita is also a creative central midfielder. They exist now, maybe read up on that. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

First half not good, but too bad either imo. We need to address the issue that it’s too easy to get in behind our full backs, especially on our right.

 

Apart from that the main difference is in midfield, where they are dominating us, and we’re not creative enough on the ball. Replacing Henderson with Keita seems like the obvious choice, or go for AOC if you want more forward runs with power.

 

Also they’ve been better on set pieces. Disappointing that we haven’t looked more of a threat from those.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, rubble-rouser said:

Mo’s looked sharp he just can’t shoot.

As long as he's leaving the goal starting until next Friday and the following Wednesday I'm not arsed about today. 

[Peter Cormack]

Hoddle can fuck right off as well biased twat

[aws]

Overall performance not too bad bearing in mind we're still some way off full intensity. Mo takes one of those chances and we're looking at a different story.  

[Anubis]

Mig giving away all of our secrets to De Bruyne there.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Why isn't Brewster on the bench lads? 

[Red Phoenix]

2 minutes ago, Peter Cormack said:

Hoddle can fuck right off as well biased twat

 

Hahaha, still hasn't let it go I guess.

[Scooby Dudek]

Had Tyler first half, have swapped to Hoddle for second half. I am prepared to take one for the team.