Harvey Elliott

[Luckyhillkop 64]

He's going to be our David Silva, if JWH decided not to add more yacht to the collection. 

[Shooter in the Motor 5,810]

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco 5,001]

So he called Kane a mong?

 

okay. 

 

So?

[Paul 6,538]

If that video was directed at Harry Kane then the lad has just gone right up in my estimations. 

[johnsusername 807]

He's very slight. Klopp needs to get him on a milk, steak and eggs diet. 

[El Rojo 7,367]

He looks like Andy Carroll's grandson.

[Elite 5,865]

I like him already.

[Leyton388 341]

Anyone who takes the piss out of the crayon eater is ok in my book. 

[Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper 20,446]

2 hours ago, Paul said:

If that video was directed at Harry Kane then the lad has just gone right up in my estimations. 

From what I saw, if football doesn’t work out he has a fall-back option as the new Rory Bremner.

[El Dangerous 2,329]

I bet he does a mean Steve McLaren.

[Thoth 1,372]

I like this kid already, apart from the man bun obviously

[Paulie Dangerously 5,864]

Get the T shirts printed Dave. 

 

"Harvey's not wrong, Kane is a mong"

[andyj 148]

4 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

So he called Kane a mong?

 

okay. 

 

So?

he was only telling the truth 

[Colonel Bumcunt 88]

How very normal for the press to have a go at a 16 year old boy for being a 16 year old boy.

 

I hate the media.  I'm making a point of twatting anyone I meet who tells me they're a journalist.  They're as bad as sex offenders, just grotesque aberrations in the human race. 

 

[SlugTrail 936]

4 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

So he called Kane a mong?

 

okay. 

 

So?

The truth hurts

[sir roger 3,582]

It'll sting even more when he takes the England captaincy off him.

[SlugTrail 936]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

How very normal for the press to have a go at a 16 year old boy for being a 16 year old boy.

 

I hate the media.  I'm making a point of twatting anyone I meet who tells me they're a journalist.  They're as bad as sex offenders, just grotesque aberrations in the human race. 

 

I was unsure whether to rep or neg this as that is a ridiculous post, but you have a great username. So I repped you for username. I'm a fickle cunt.

[Colonel Bumcunt 88]

7 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

I was unsure whether to rep or neg this as that is a ridiculous post, but you have a great username. So I repped you for username. I'm a fickle cunt.

Why is it ridiculous?

 

Modern journalists are scum.  They know what they're signing up to do, they know how the industry works, they know that clicks and sales are held above facts and fairness.  They know what they're doing, and they know how to do their jobs the right way, and they choose to not do that, they choose to be complicit, and they take us for idiots, and they exploit people like Harry Kane. 

 

It's ironic, the 'mong' thing, because journalists forge careers out of wilfully misleading and riling 'mongs' each day.  You can say what you like about Elliott, a 16 year old who used a gross term, one we don't like to hear these days, but it pales into comparison against 40 year old men writing articles and headlines that take advantage of the trust of people, even vulnerable people, in order to do the bidding of their masters.  

 

Nah, fuck off.  It's not the Goebbels defence of "I was just doing my job for Germany".  This is grown people making a choice to deceive the British people, while getting paid by offshore companies and non-British nationals with horrible aspirations. 

 

Ah shit, this is a thread about Harvey Elliott, isn't it. Look at the state of me. 

[cloggypop 8,675]

It's time he had a song. 

 

Anyone do anything with this? 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner 686]

My favourite player already for the proper use of an Oxford comma in the apology.

[Paulie Dangerously 5,864]

5 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Why is it ridiculous?

 

Modern journalists are scum.  They know what they're signing up to do, they know how the industry works, they know that clicks and sales are held above facts and fairness.  They know what they're doing, and they know how to do their jobs the right way, and they choose to not do that, they choose to be complicit, and they take us for idiots, and they exploit people like Harry Kane. 

 

It's ironic, the 'mong' thing, because journalists forge careers out of wilfully misleading and riling 'mongs' each day.  You can say what you like about Elliott, a 16 year old who used a gross term, one we don't like to hear these days, but it pales into comparison against 40 year old men writing articles and headlines that take advantage of the trust of people, even vulnerable people, in order to do the bidding of their masters.  

 

Nah, fuck off.  It's not the Goebbels defence of "I was just doing my job for Germany".  This is grown people making a choice to deceive the British people, while getting paid by offshore companies and non-British nationals with horrible aspirations. 

 

Ah shit, this is a thread about Harvey Elliott, isn't it. Look at the state of me. 

Repped for intense hatred of the press 

[SlugTrail 936]

5 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Why is it ridiculous?

 

Modern journalists are scum.  They know what they're signing up to do, they know how the industry works, they know that clicks and sales are held above facts and fairness.  They know what they're doing, and they know how to do their jobs the right way, and they choose to not do that, they choose to be complicit, and they take us for idiots, and they exploit people like Harry Kane. 

 

It's ironic, the 'mong' thing, because journalists forge careers out of wilfully misleading and riling 'mongs' each day.  You can say what you like about Elliott, a 16 year old who used a gross term, one we don't like to hear these days, but it pales into comparison against 40 year old men writing articles and headlines that take advantage of the trust of people, even vulnerable people, in order to do the bidding of their masters.  

 

Nah, fuck off.  It's not the Goebbels defence of "I was just doing my job for Germany".  This is grown people making a choice to deceive the British people, while getting paid by offshore companies and non-British nationals with horrible aspirations. 

 

Ah shit, this is a thread about Harvey Elliott, isn't it. Look at the state of me. 

Because you are tarring them all with the same brush. It's like the bloos calling all liverpool fans Murderers because of what a few people did.

 

I'm not saying I like Journalists but your hatred of them is a bit OTT.

[Strontium Dog™ 6,529]

11 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

I'm not saying I like Journalists but your hatred of them is a bit OTT.

 

Personally I want to hear what Section, Chris and Dave U think.

[Chip Butty 1,984]

10 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

So he called Kane a mong?

 

okay. 

 

So?

The Mongs are kicking off abar it. 

[scudger99 1,121]

26 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The Mongs are kicking off abar it. 

How do you react when a mong calls you "a Harry Kane" ?