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Let's be avin ya Pep, let's be avin ya. Hahahahahahaha

 

I shall definitely be watching MOTD this evening. I do hope they analyse Guardiola's lack of tactical nonce. No doubt they'll bang on about the injuries they have in defence though. 

 

5 point lead and City have had a pretty easy program so far. 

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1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

Let's be avin ya Pep, let's be avin ya. Hahahahahahaha

 

I shall definitely be watching MOTD this evening. I do hope they analyse Guardiola's lack of tactical nonce. No doubt they'll bang on about the injuries they have in defence though. 

 

5 point lead and City have had a pretty easy program so far. 

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7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

New rules. You have to exit at the nearest touchline and as quickly as possible.

Missed that rule change. May as well get the refs to dress as doormen. 

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23 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

My youngest son (12) just said the following. 

 

Pukki won't become an Icon due to his nationality and the team he plays for, but he's one class team player with a great technique. 

Tell him he is a racist and move on...

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23 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

My youngest son (12) just said the following. 

 

Pukki won't become an Icon due to his nationality and the team he plays for, but he's one class team player with a great technique. 

Tell him he is a racist and move on...

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23 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

My youngest son (12) just said the following. 

 

Pukki won't become an Icon due to his nationality and the team he plays for, but he's one class team player with a great technique. 

Tell him he is a racist and move on...

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1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Tell him he is a racist and move on...

 

I shall be having stern words with the young man. 

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There’s a City ‘fan’ in my local branch of the Labour Party and so he’s in the WhatsApp, FB Messenger groups, etc. He’s quite new, he’s an absolute bellend, a former active member in UKIP and a proper thick cunt. I doubt he’s ever been to Manchester in his life but he was giving it loads in the group this morning about how he was off to Norwich to “see the mighty Man City.”

 

I said nothing because nobody else has ever mentioned football in that chat. Until now. Shackles are off. 

 

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