Other Football - 2019/20

[Lee909]

With viruses being the big thing at the minute I think I've discovered a new one. So far known as smalltimetivitis

 

Prime example, you can give a team success and a league title but the fans still do small time shit, like chant 'your shit argghhhhh, on goalkicks. 

 

 

Also Söyüncü is overrated as fuck. Some dick heads will pay over 60ml for the clogger soon

[Lee909]

Tyrone Mongs

[Jairzinho]

Really is a bad little cunt, Vardy.

[magicrat]

Not a pen for me Clive

[Pidge]

Top of his shoulder counts as a hand does it?

 

Probably about a dozen goals that should've been ruled out this season then.

 

Paul Tierney returning the favour to Michael.

[magicrat]

Oliver settling the score the dodgy twat. Nailed on pen that 

[Anubis]

That Guilbert is one serious fucking liability. Always out of position and can’t tackle to save his life.

 

Grealish looks like a man who’s given up carrying his team mates.

[Iceman]

Grealish is a massive, massive flange. 

[Daisy]

Man United players have showed you have to go bat shit mental at the refs to get them to overturn it on VAR. 

 

You don't stop surrounding him until VAR overturn it

[3 Stacks]

I'll welcome Grealish's beautiful legs with open arms once we activate his relegation clause. 

[Duff Man]

Not very tall, Stacksy?

[Iceman]

 

26 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I'll welcome Grealish's beautiful legs with open arms once we activate his relegation clause. 

 

 From the sounds of it you're going for 69 but maybe he'll keep the same number he has at Villa. 

[El Rojo]

Hearing himself and Brendan put past differences aside after tonight’s game and are now binge watching Being Liverpool in Brendan’s home cinema.

[Reckoner]

3 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Hearing himself and Brendan put past differences aside after tonight’s game and are now binge watching Being Liverpool in Brendan’s home cinema.

It’s a terrifying thought. I reckon Brendan has a room like the mad Alan Partridge fan but with pictures everywhere of his own face.

[Butch]

50 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I'll welcome Grealish's beautiful legs with open arms once we activate his relegation clause. 

 

[3 Stacks]

45 minutes ago, Butch said:

 

Negged for lazily using gifs way too often. 

[Josef Svejk]

19 hours ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

My blueshite nephew was saying last night all games will be behind closed doors and it will be a major anti-climax for us and how it is going to be hillarious for them.

 

My blue brother just looked at him and said nah they'll party on the streets like we did in 87' and fair play to a great team and a boss manager. Then he said oh yeah you wouldn't remember what winning is like because we have been shite since you were born. 

 

I just sipped my Peroni and gave nephew scrooge a nochalant shrug.

 

19 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Peroni, heh.

 

Posh basterd

Covid19juice.

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

Negged for lazily using gifs way too often. 

Negged. Gifs are great. 

[Davelfc]

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has said he would rather suspend fixtures than play behind closed doors in response to coronavirus because it would make "no sense" to carry on without fans.

 

 

https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-city/story/4071538/coronavirus-should-force-premier-league-cancellations-guardiola

 

Klopp:  Why ask me? I'm a football manager, I'm not qualified to talk about this. It is important that you ask the experts and listen to them, not me.

[manwiththestick]

55 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has said he would rather suspend fixtures than play behind closed doors in response to coronavirus because it would make "no sense" to carry on without fans.

 

 

https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-city/story/4071538/coronavirus-should-force-premier-league-cancellations-guardiola

 

Klopp:  Why ask me? I'm a football manager, I'm not qualified to talk about this. It is important that you ask the experts and listen to them, not me.

There's an easy joke here I think..

[moof]

Looking forward to tonight’s game. Hopefully Timo can put on a show 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, moof said:

Looking forward to tonight’s game. Hopefully Timo can put on a show 

Think Leipzig will be comfortable winners, hope Spurs at least make a go of things for entertainment purposes.

[A_S]

32 minutes ago, moof said:

Looking forward to tonight’s game. Hopefully Timo can put on a show 

A big game against a parked bus. A nice preview of what to expect for his new club. 

[Jairzinho]

Not sure that back four of Spurs' is capable of being parked.

[magicrat]

32 minutes ago, Elite said:

Think Leipzig will be comfortable winners, hope Spurs at least make a go of things for entertainment purposes.

I wouldnt mind them getting the opener just to get their hopes up and then have them dashed as RBL stick 7 past them in the second half