Other Football - 2019/20

[Elite]

Neville and Keane loving it now, United are back baby.

 

Was only a week ago they were a contentious VAR decision away from losing to Everton.

[KMD7]

Micah of all people talking a bit of sense about United's run in

[Kevin D]

22 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

No two ways about it, don’t disagree. Just think it will be one of those things, especially with the Arteta connection. Wouldn’t be the first time they’ve dropped points in a game nobody would have expected this season.

 

You're not wrong.

 

When City are playing Arsenal, I always think of Clubber Lang's line about his strategy - "Don't need any, Arsenal are so predictable and stupid they come straight ahead. They're tailor made for us and they're going to get hurt."

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Neville and Keane loving it now, United are back baby.

 

Was only a week ago they were a contentious VAR decision away from losing to Everton.

Remember the last 30 years, when we pretty much always finished in the top 6 whilst rarely threatening the top spot?

 

That's Utd for the next 30, hopefully.

[Butch]

Lots of hurt and tears on blue mong. 

[Rushies tash]

35 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

If they get 3 points or less from their next 2 league games, yes.

 

Whether that’s draw both, draw 1 lose 1, win 1 lose 1 or lose both.

Unlikely, but if they lose both of their next two games, we'll be champions before a ball is kicked against Everton.

[Chocoholic]

For those who've yet to see the level of howler on display.

[Stickman]

Got to be honest if I was a City fan I’d be pissed off having two Utd fans commentating and one of those being rat-boy  it would be kind of like asking Alan Stubbs to be impartial on our derby match.

[bizzle10]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Got to be honest if I was a City fan I’d be pissed off having two Utd fans commentating and one of those being rat-boy  it would be kind of like asking Alan Stubbs to be impartial on our derby match.

same with Carra in ours get neutral commentators

[magicrat]

5 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Got to be honest if I was a City fan I’d be pissed off having two Utd fans commentating and one of those being rat-boy  it would be kind of like asking Alan Stubbs to be impartial on our derby match.

But Tyler supports Woking.  Honest 

[TheDrowningMan]

1 hour ago, dandyman said:

If the gooners pull a midweek victory off, just the blueshite to beat

If that were to happen, I genuinely think an Everton win - in fact, even a draw - would be celebrated more than anything they’ve achieved since 1987.

[scudger99]

1 minute ago, TheDrowningMan said:

If that were to happen, I genuinely think an Everton win - in fact, even a draw - would be celebrated more than anything they’ve achieved since 1987.

Easy enough, they've achieved fuck all since 1987.

[TheDrowningMan]

Just now, scudger99 said:

Easy enough, they've achieved fuck all since 1987.

Well, I know, but there was the '95 FA Cup. I think delaying a Liverpool title by a minimum of five days would send them into raptures that trophy didn’t.

[Elite]

The 'delayed the redshites coronation by a week' trophy.

[M_B]

Even if City lose against Arsenal, we wouldn't win the league with a win at Everton would we? Mathematically City could still draw level and win on goal difference..... assuming we lose every single game....

 

Edit: Maths was never my strong point. We'd win by a point.

[aws]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

The 'delayed the redshites coronation by a week' trophy.

They'll have given the Coronavirus Cavalry another week to arrive. 

[TheDrowningMan]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

The 'delayed the redshites coronation by a week' trophy.

They might even be willing to expunge Rideout and Royle from their Bumper Book of People's Science altogether in exchange for that one.

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, M_B said:

Even if City lose against Arsenal, we wouldn't win the league with a win at Everton would we? Mathematically City could still draw level and win on goal difference..... assuming we lose every single game....

 

Edit: Maths was never my strong point. We'd win by a point.

What will the goal difference be?

[polymerpunkah]

Juve/Inter in an empty stadium.

 

Crowd or no, Juve diving all over the shop, as always.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

These are great days lads. Drink it in.

I didn't think it would happen in our lifetime given what happened last season and previous title attempts, so I'm going to be celebrating from when it's confirmed for a whole fucking year.

 

If we win it again next year, add another year to that.

 

And so on...

 

I celebrated Madrid for a good 3 months.

 

As you said, drink it in, as you never know when the next one will be.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

31 minutes ago, M_B said:

Even if City lose against Arsenal, we wouldn't win the league with a win at Everton would we? Mathematically City could still draw level and win on goal difference..... assuming we lose every single game....

 

Edit: Maths was never my strong point. We'd win by a point.

City play two more games before the Derby.

[Aventus]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

The 'delayed the redshites coronation by a week' trophy.

I reckon they'll be all over GOT bragging about how much they managed to sell their ticket for. 

So even if they don't win the 'delaying the coronation' trophy, they'll each win a 'ripped off a redshite' medal as a consolation prize. 

 

I'm interested to see how much they try to bullshit to outdo each other,

"got 4 grand for mine lads" 

"that's shit, got 10 grand for mine, and I farted on the ticket before I handed it over."

"got 20 grand for mine, and he let me have a go on his wife aswell" 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sold mine for 20 grand lad, rented my shed to 2 Norwegians for 10 grand as well.

Dropped them at the match for 5 grand and picked them back up for another 5.

 

Fucking hell Moshi lad I thought you were loaded.

[Harry Squatter]

Sold mine in the Gwladys street lad for 100 grand, broke in last night and sellotaped an exploding blue dildo onto the seat. Told him if he jumps up if they score I'll kill him after the match then put him on a bus to the Wirral lad. 

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Aventus said:

I reckon they'll be all over GOT bragging about how much they managed to sell their ticket for. 

So even if they don't win the 'delaying the coronation' trophy, they'll each win a 'ripped off a redshite' medal as a consolation prize. 

 

I'm interested to see how much they try to bullshit to outdo each other,

"got 4 grand for mine lads" 

"that's shit, got 10 grand for mine, and I farted on the ticket before I handed it over."

"got 20 grand for mine, and he let me have a go on his wife aswell" 

 

"Sold mine to a RS in Yates' in town for £10,000, he was in a full kit including fucking boots - he was from fucking Cornwall or somewhere  - meff didn't even know how to get to ground so i put him on the 86A bus and told him he needs to stay on it to the end, hope the twat enjoys the planes at the airport"