Our new signings

[Pureblood]

Which one of our new players will make the biggest impact this season?

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Red Seppelin.

[Captain Turdseye]

Coutinho. 

[aws]

Ox will be the only one who gets more than a few games so I've voted for him. 

[Strontium]

Lallana will leave a lasting impression on the mattresses in the infirmary.

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

Lallana will leave a lasting impression on the mattresses in the infirmary.

I doubt he can even manage a wank.

[Daisy]

They all just need to stay healthy and will get plenty of offensive plays in the opponents end zone for some great goal shots. 

[Pureblood]

5 hours ago, aws said:

Ox will be the only one who gets more than a few games so I've voted for him. 

He seems the most likely if he's not struck down with another long term injury.  I agree he has the clearest path to force his way in as a regular.

 

A few shouts for Brewster, too.  He might benefit from some games early in the season to give the usual front three a breather, but he'll be up against Origi for minutes.

[Funkasy]

You left out Mbappe?

[aws]

Just now, Funkasy said:

You left out Mbappe?

His new nickname is Other.  

[ZonkoVille77]

I voted for James McClean

[3 Stacks]

Andy Lonergan.

[Grinch]

Jesus, no pressure on this Brewster chap at all. 

 

What a horrible list and an utter waste of a summer and chance to approach top players as European champions. 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Nabil El Zhar. 

[A_S]

Imagine being Brewster though and having a guy like Klopp have that much faith in you? He's got to have something about him to earn that. 

[Grinch]

45 minutes ago, A_S said:

Imagine being Brewster though and having a guy like Klopp have that much faith in you? He's got to have something about him to earn that. 

 

 

We shall see how much faith he has in him. 

 

I predict we will keep doing what we have been.   Run  the front three into the ground,  don't sub them unless needed and pray they don't get injured.