Philippe Coutinho

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm pretty sure that any thread you've started to welcome a new signing has resulted in that player signing for someone else. 

 

Where were you when we were being linked with Moreno? 

 

 

Suck on that. How many players have you got over the line for us, eh? None? That’s what I thought. 

[KMD7]

If Klopp is happy to have him back then that's good enough for me. Might be the difference next season in winning the title.

 

 

He's still a little cunt though

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s been five minutes and still no reply from Shooter. 

 

PATHETIC. 

[Lee909]

56 minutes ago, A_S said:

Also, his starting level of popularity with the reds supporters, having left the team at a critical stage of the season, would be about on par with his standing with the Barcelona hanky wavers, where he's already won multiple trophies (but not the right ones, apparently). 

 

 

The first time he did something like either of these clips below them fans would be quiet and forgiving anything

 

As it stands City look to a bench with Sane, Jesus, and a few good midfield options. We have Origi and a kid without a minute of first team football. A bit more game changing depth last year and we possibly turn one of them West Ham, Leicester, Mancs or Everton draws into a win. Fans are fickle

 

https://youtu.be/vI6EMUHrF9s

 

 

[cloggypop]

Might just be that time in his career to take the step up to us. 

[Duff Man]

Return of the Back.

[Pureblood]

You lied to me

But you Cou

But you Cou-Cou-Cou

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s been five minutes and still no reply from Shooter. 

 

PATHETIC. 

I'll have you know that I predicted allison would be signed. And he was. The day before. So ner. 

[coachpotato]

Trying to remove all the crap about him before his dream move, would he add quality to the squad and give Klopp more options?

Probably.

So a loan move or whatever would suit us and that’s the deciding factor.

Fuck what him, his agent and Barcelona want, if it suits Klopp then go for it.

I’m fairly confident the days of us being rinsed by other teams is over now.

[Captain Turdseye]

We need RAWK to write a poem about him which will leave him no option but to come crawling back. 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We need RAWK to write a poem about him which will leave him no option but to come crawling back. 

Maybe you can start a thread which results in him completing his move?

[Aventus]

17 hours ago, Soft Joe said:

 Also it would send out a fantastic message to the likes of Salah, Mané etc if there was ever any chance of them getting their heads turned.
Phil coming back with his tail between his legs calling Barca a bunch of cunts only adds to our appeal.

On the other hand it could make it feel like less of a gamble, knowing they can flounce off and if it doesn't work out they can flounce back as if nothing has happened. 

 

 

 

How much are we reasonably talking about paying for Phil? 90-100m? If we've got 100m burning a hole in our pocket, is Coutinho really the best use of that money? 

[Captain Turdseye]

27 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Maybe you can start a thread which results in him completing his move?

 

Maybe you could meet me at a certain promenade in the south of the city and we can end this with you getting beat up by a man wearing a child’s 2014/15 home shirt with Coutinho’s name on the back. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Maybe you could meet me at a certain promenade in the south of the city and we can end this with you getting beat up by a man wearing a child’s 2014/15 home shirt with Coutinho’s name on the back. 

Only if I can get a Zinger burger after getting my black eye.

[Karl_b]

Turdsy doing his best to keep the forum interesting over the quiet summer months. Top work.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We need RAWK to write a poem about him which will leave him no option but to come crawling back. 

There once was a lad named Cou

Who didn't know what to do

He was ousted by Barca

Because he couldn't pass a 

Football a yard or two

[aRdja]

9 hours ago, A_S said:

Barcelona probably isn't quite what he imagined (fans are entitled cunts, Messi and that saying about not meeting your heroes), plus Liverpool certainly isn't the same team he left, so a lot has changed in 18 months, and he'd have to be amazingly naive to not realize that.

 

That there's now a Brazilian group of players at Anfield, would definitely be appealing to him on some level. Also, his starting level of popularity with the reds supporters, having left the team at a critical stage of the season, would be about on par with his standing with the Barcelona hanky wavers, where he's already won multiple trophies (but not the right ones, apparently). 

He left as the best player at the club, and he’d come back not even as the best Brazilian at the club. Ha.

[El Rojo]

Mark Morrison getting some overdue respect from the forum has made my summer. Only slightly eclipsed by winning Number Six. 

[magicrat]

I hope this rumoured loan deal goes ahead, unlikely as it is. I'm done with being angry with him for fucking off. If Kloppo is cool with it good enough,. He's a superb player and would soon be firing again in red shirt.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A loan deal would be ace for a player of his quality, if he gets his head down and puts the effort in, regardless of what we think of him. Obviously gives us another option against stubborn teams and strengthens the squad immensely when we need to rest/rotate players. 

[INTORRESTING]

Free kicks and goals from distance vs being a right little cunt.

I will take a loan deal.

[Boss]

I don't have a problem with him personally. He came back after the transfer window closed and handled himself like a true professional. He didn't down tools and sulk on the pitch.

 

He shouldn't have refused to play, but we all know the tricks that Barcelona pull. We've seen it many times before - in the way they go about tapping players up. Bring him home. He can contribute. 

 

 

[Stouffer]

Get back to where you once belonged. 

[Pureblood]

It's ironic because he claimed to have a bad back and now he wants to come back. 

[Josef Svejk]

23 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Get back to where you once belonged.