Glastonbury 2019

[Mook]

Why would you take a flag to a gig?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

Why would you take a flag to a gig?

To ram up your arse?

[Bobby Hundreds]

So your mates can find you.

[Red Phoenix]

Some of them are people on acid, the flag is to remind them what nationality they are if the trip ends up being a bit heavier than expected.

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

To ram up your arse?

That's what the singer is for.

[Vincent Vega]

This made me laugh.

 

 

[Davelfc]

I had the sound down, thought this was the Thriller video for a moment.

 

 

Ooooh the blonde is nice. 

[lifetime fan]

Didn't know whether to post this here or in the getting old thread...

 

But what the fuck is going on when your Dad is a Stormzy fan and calls you to make sure you’re watching him! 

 

I’d never heard of the cunt. 

[Davelfc]

I've never really listened to much of Janet Jackson's music, and now I know why. There are only two songs, the best things in life are free and Nasty Boy with different words. So actually I've heard them all.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Apparently it's standard practice.

 

*twirls moustache in satisfaction 

[Elite]

Is there anything more excruciating than the Glastonbury crowd on Facebook?

[Captain Howdy]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Is there anything more excruciating than the Glastonbury crowd on Facebook?

Yes, this set by Janet Jackson, fucking horrific.

[sir roger]

I had a toby jug when I was a kid that looked just like that Scottish lad who has become popular.

[Davelfc]

That Gallagher bloke needs to learn how to lower his mic, it's dead easy. Stupid twat. 

[Duff Man]

54 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

This made me laugh.

 

 

Ha, that thread's ace.

[lifetime fan]

I prefer them a lot bigger but they were a cracking pert set. 

[Captain Howdy]

14 minutes ago, Champions of Europe said:

That Gallagher bloke needs to learn how to lower his mic, it's dead easy. Stupid twat. 

Sporting a fine wellend though

[Bjornebye]

Watched last nights and got it on now. Brilliant. 

 

As for 'finding your mates' flag bollocks. No. Any seasoned festival goer knows that you line up in-front and too your right. Simple navigation techniques. 

 

Or just fuck your mates off and go and shag some random in her tent while Neil Young is playing 

[ZonkoVille77]

Liam Gallagher looking like a dish cloth and singing like a pissed up uncle at a wedding. 

 

Rock N Roll...

[Mook]

Fuck me, Stormzy has sent the tories into a full on meltdown. They're all over Twitter digging up old lyrics, the lot.

 

Can't say I like his music but hats off to the cunt.

[moof]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Fuck me, Stormzy has sent the tories into a full on meltdown. They're all over Twitter digging up old lyrics, the lot.

 

Can't say I like his music but hats off to the cunt.

Aye. Can’t say I overly enjoyed his set tbh, although it was good in parts. But the cultural impact and the fact that it pissed off a load of racists is fucking ace 

[Johnny Utah]

57 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I prefer them a lot bigger but they were a cracking pert set. 

Those ones?

[Rico1304]

54 minutes ago, Mook said:

Fuck me, Stormzy has sent the tories into a full on meltdown. They're all over Twitter digging up old lyrics, the lot.

 

Can't say I like his music but hats off to the cunt.

What confirms your grime credentials more than staying at Manoir aux Quat' Saisons

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Johnny Utah said:

Those ones?

 

Those are the ones. 

[lifetime fan]

33 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

What confirms your grime credentials more than staying at Manoir aux Quat' Saisons

 

Good taste in food.