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23 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Harry Kane just missing out on a hole in one...

 

There’s loads of scope for this! 

 

 

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No Van Dijk and I still come up short. 

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Kane has struggled with 'Nam style flashbacks for over a month, and it's affecting everything he does now.

 

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"Oh, it hit that divot. Divot. DIVOT? DIVOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you Divock, you ruined my life!"

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On 29/06/2019 at 22:23, lifetime fan said:

Harry Kane just missing out on a hole in one...

 

There’s loads of scope for this!

 

 

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If only Christian Eriksen had been there to hit his tee shot then Harry would have got a hole in one.

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On 17/06/2019 at 22:21, dave u said:
On 17/06/2019 at 22:21, dave u said:

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Luis.. Luis.. Luis.. Are you definitely sure you know where this Cavern is. Remember I said I bagsy being John

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On 17/06/2019 at 14:21, dave u said:

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LM: Can't believe it was in your shitty little leather back-pack all the time

LS: Fuck off, just fuck off *slurrrrrrp*

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On 17/06/2019 at 14:09, dave u said:

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Writing in his autobiography in 2013, Ferguson painted the scene in the Man United boardroom, prior to Henderson’s £16 million move from Sunderland to Liverpool.

“We looked at Jordan Henderson a lot and Steve Bruce was unfailingly enthusiastic about him,” he wrote.

“Against that we noticed that Henderson runs from his knees, with a straight back, while the modern footballer runs from his hips.

“We thought his gait might cause him problems later in his career.”

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On 17/06/2019 at 15:59, dave u said:

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MS on Instagram: Great day of fishing! Oh, and all women must receive respect, but we need to forgive the sinners, praise Allah. 

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On 05/07/2019 at 14:03, Bob Spunkmouse said:

@05 Milan on fire with the fanzine captions. It’s like I’ve gone back in time.

 

used to love the story board ones, so nice to see a bit of that back again too

He is a captioning legend. I'll even forgive him for stealing my Henderson/gait one.

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