Fanzine Summer Issue captions

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

Messi and Suarez came suitably dressed for Barca’s funeral. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Robbo: “It was you that insisted on buying him a hoose”

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Turkish Referee, Cakir: 'and here's to you Mr Robinson, Jesus loves you more than Messi knows, wo wo wo. God bless you, please Mr Robinson, Heaven holds a place for those who can play, Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

 

Messi 'Que?' 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Did anyone else find it easier to think of captions when we were shit? I just keep looking at the pictures thinking "Yep, that's great, we won the European Cup".

[Guest Pistonbroke]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Did anyone else find it easier to think of captions when we were shit? I just keep looking at the pictures thinking "Yep, that's great, we won the European Cup".

as you can see, I struggled. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Fabinho: “FORTY MILLION PLUS ONE POUND?!?”

[House of Dirk]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

For those watching in blue and white, this is what a trophy looks like.

[The Guest]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

Sadio realises he’s going to have to hire a bus and a lot of extras to copy the celebration this time.

[House of Dirk]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

And they measured it so they could get a fucking cuckoo clock !

[Numero Veinticinco]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Fabinho: “FORTY MILLION PLUS ONE POUND?!?”

This. Fucking THIS.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Robbo: My mate is bigger than yours!' 

 

[The Guest]

The photos highlight you just don’t know how much you love Robertson.  Every time you see a new one it’s like yeah he’s the man.

[House of Dirk]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

The also rans at the best beard contest at Anfield that night made themselves known

 

[House of Dirk]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

Big Cup Divock

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Alisson: “...and then he jumped like this and bounced it straight off the bar and into the six yard box...”

[Pureblood]

 

Hello everyone.  How may we assist? 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Klopp: “He said he’s bringing the fanzine back for a summer special!”

[dave u]

Some absolute crackers already.

 

Good work people. Keep 'em coming.

 

[House of Dirk]

3 minutes ago, dave u said:

Some absolute crackers already.

 

Good work people. Keep 'em coming.

 

Thumbs up if youre happy with making the bench

[Pureblood]

 

Go on, 'meg me.  I triple fuckin' dare you.

[dave u]

[dave u]

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, dave u said:

Some absolute crackers already.

 

Good work people. Keep 'em coming.

 

 

Two star struck customers on the stadium tour dream of playing for Liverpool. 

[dave u]

[Pureblood]

 

You can be my wingman anytime.