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Shooter in the Motor

Spring Cleaning

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First wave of mosquitos came this week.

 

As for spring cleaning it’s amazing how much shite you lose when you move or are binned.

 

i reckon all my non-furniture stuff I currently have would fit in aboot eight average sized boxes, of which four would be books and records.

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18 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

I look after my arse. 

 

 

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Think of the environment 

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Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

Think of my IBS. 

‘Thank you for sharing that with the class, Colin’

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I've never understood Andrex's use of dogs in their advertising. They may have soft fur but you wouldn't wipe your arse with one.

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16 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've never understood Andrex's use of dogs in their advertising. They may have soft fur but you wouldn't wipe your arse with one.

This thread has taken an unexpected sinister turn 

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9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This thread has taken an unexpected sinister turn 

It's far from unexpected. When I started a thread on Spring Cleaning I fully expected it to move onto wiping the arse with puppies.

 

However where it goes next is the mystery.

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34 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've never understood Andrex's use of dogs in their advertising. They may have soft fur but you wouldn't wipe your arse with one.

Big difference between wiping and letting them run repeatedly under your naked bollocks

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13 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Why are they bad for the environment? Just your own or is there a link to bad stuff happening from them?

They don't erode do they? Mind you if anything is going to make them erode it would be Lifeys arse garbage 

 

As for wiping your arse with a dog. Surely it would be much easier (and cleaner) to just get on all fours and have the scruffy little fucker lick it clean? 

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45 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Before European contact Inuit women used Arctic Hare fur for their periods. 

 

 

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow still does. 

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