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Animals attack!

Pureblood

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Pureblood Grand Master

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46 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I wouldn’t want to see loads of blood so I’d choose to get bitten, stunned and swallowed whole by a giant snake. It’d just be like getting your head down. But in a snake. 

If there's a constrictor big enough to eat an adult human I reckon that would be a bad way to go.  It would be slow.

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59 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I wouldn’t want to see loads of blood so I’d choose to get bitten, stunned and swallowed whole by a giant snake. It’d just be like getting your head down. But in a snake. 

Good choice. I think I'm going for the Lambton Worm. 

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42 minutes ago, TK421 said:

If there's a constrictor big enough to eat an adult human I reckon that would be a bad way to go.  It would be slow.

 

The reticulated python. Some say they eat people every year. 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39427462

 

No deadly venom to paralyse me first though. Disappointing. 

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A scrap with a Hippo would be a good death I reckon. Try and punch its front teeth in and it just laughs then devours you. 

 

Reminds me of an old house mate from 2013/14. Fat cunt wouldn't put the bins out despite shoving full pizza boxes into it but you weren't getting in that hungry bastards bath.  

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4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A scrap with a Hippo would be a good death I reckon. Try and punch its front teeth in and it just laughs then devours you. 

 

Reminds me of an old house mate from 2013/14. Fat cunt wouldn't put the bins out despite shoving full pizza boxes into it but you weren't getting in that hungry bastards bath.  

Hippos are herbivores.  It's a good one but I don't think it qualifies for the thread.  

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3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It would fuck you up but it wouldn't eat you.  Rules are rules.

Prove it. Let me throw you at one of the fucking things and lets see if it eats you or just crunches you to death. 

 

If you are right I will rep you. 

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