Foods you know that are full of shit but still eat

[Bjornebye]

 

[TheHowieLama]

[halewood pete]

Egg and black pudding on toast with brown sauce from the little cafe over the road from the arriva bus depot in speke.excellent quality and value for £1.50

[RedKnight]

Pot Noodles. Like crack.

[Mook]

[Champ]

11 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Egg and black pudding on toast with brown sauce from the little cafe over the road from the arriva bus depot in speke.excellent quality and value for £1.50

*winces*

[Davelfc]

Haggis. There are things in haggis that I wouldn’t dream of eating normally. However I love haggis. 

[Tony Moanero]

[Captain Howdy]

Crisps

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Crisps

Brand and flavour?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, 16613 said:

Haggis. There are things in haggis that I wouldn’t dream of eating normally. However I love haggis. 

 

Haggis is ace. I’m also quite partial to the occasional faggot or two. 

[Davelfc]

21 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Haggis is ace. I’m also quite partial to the occasional faggot or two. 

I’ll skip the obvious joke, but yes I like a Brains faggot. Haggis is another level, I usually buy in bulk straight after burns night when they’re reduced and chop them in two and freeze. 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Brand and flavour?

Any and all?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

We weee home for 5 days after Madrid, tucked away 2 mattesons smoked sausages, excellent quick brekkie. Jam it in the microwave, for 2 minutes, and butter yer bread and get the HP out, chop once down the middle, then split each half and lay it on the bread before smothering in HP. Serve with a fucking big mug of Irish tea.

9 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Egg and black pudding on toast with brown sauce from the little cafe over the road from the arriva bus depot in speke.excellent quality and value for £1.50

How often are you eating these HP? Doesn’t sound too bad long as it’s once a week or so.

i hated black pudding as a kid, love the stuff now. Butcher at the top of our road makes morcilla for an Argentine restaurant in the city, said they would but some aside for us, ended up with 6 fuck off big pieces.

make a chicken and chorizo paella every week to take to work, so started whaling it in there, lovely stuff.

[Bjornebye]

Haggis is lovely. My Dad used to run pubs and when I remember when I was a kid he used to put Haggis out for the regulars on St Andrews day. Loved the stuff. Not had it in a while though. 

[Captain Howdy]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Brand and flavour?

McCoys salt and malt vinegar 

[Mudface]

45 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Haggis is lovely. My Dad used to run pubs and when I remember when I was a kid he used to put Haggis out for the regulars on St Andrews day. Loved the stuff. Not had it in a while though. 

It's gorgeous stuff. I got some big brownie points when I went to a Burns' Night party thrown by my wife's friends soon after I'd moved up to Scotland. There's the effete Englishman rapturously scoffing his second portion of haggis, while my wife- who is Scottish and hates the stuff- is picking at her mashed turnip.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

11 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Crisps

This is also my major downfall.

[Trumo]

Doner kebabs from takeaways. The quality of the meat is questionable, you don't know what cuts of lamb went into it (assuming it is genuinely lamb being used, and not weird animal off-cuts like a hot dog on The Simpsons) and the whole thing is loaded with fat. The salad items are clearly not at their optimum when being prepared. The pitta bread is like cardboard. And yet the combination works an absolute treat whether you're pissed or sober.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Doner kebabs from takeaways. The quality of the meat is questionable, you don't know what cuts of lamb went into it (assuming it is genuinely lamb being used, and not weird animal off-cuts like a hot dog on The Simpsons) and the whole thing is loaded with fat. The salad items are clearly not at their optimum when being prepared. The pitta bread is like cardboard. And yet the combination works an absolute treat whether you're pissed or sober.

I was eating 2/3 kebabs a week just before I moved back up north. Got addicted to them with chilli sauce on. Had one when I got back to Liverpool and the doner meat was far too thick. Put me off them for life I reckon. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

This is also my major downfall.

Packed in the ale, wish I could pack in the crisps.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Packed in the ale, wish I could pack in the crisps.

I've actually not drank that much since last year, that changed the other week due to a certain final, had shit loads. JB and Cider is all gone now, so back to having the odd beer/bottle of wine now and again. I've not had any crisps for over a week either, a lot easier to resist than I thought. Just need to get past the pain that exercise causes and get back into it. 

Back on topic. I find that the older you are, and especially if you had children later in life like ourselves then having a decent diet is hard to achieve. Kids are so fucking picky and in the end you get sick of cooking two different meals and find some common ground, which involves eating unhealthy shit more often than you'd like. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

I've actually not drank that much since last year, that changed the other week due to a certain final, had shit loads. JB and Cider is all gone now, so back to having the odd beer/bottle of wine now and again. I've not had any crisps for over a week either, a lot easier to resist than I thought. Just need to get past the pain that exercise causes and get back into it. 

Back on topic. I find that the older you are, and especially if you had children later in life like ourselves then having a decent diet is hard to achieve. Kids are so fucking picky and in the end you get sick of cooking two different meals and find some common ground, which involves eating unhealthy shit more often than you'd like. 

With work etc all four of us can eat different things. It is a pain.

[ZonkoVille77]

KFC.

[Tony Moanero]