Love Island 2019

[lifetime fan]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

@lifetime fan Defo watches it. 

 

Tits and arses. Whats not to like? 

 

I don’t even know what it is. 

[Thoth]

I saw a clip on breakfast telly this morning about Fury’s brother liking long words such as Chive, he knows his onions

[General Dryness]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Any more mate and I'll be walking up your drive with my bag slung over my shoulder. 

As long as it's a bin bag.

[3 Stacks]

It's a phenomenal show. Definition of a mindless, guilty pleasure and it's so much better and more entertaining than American reality shows. Unfortunately though, I don't think it will ever get better than the season 2 summers ago. That cast of characters will go down in history.

[Section_31]

No coincidence perhaps that a show which lauds the most vacuous and shallow aspects of humanity has seen not one, but two tragic suicides. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's a phenomenal show. Definition of a mindless, guilty pleasure and it's so much better and more entertaining than American reality shows. Unfortunately though, I don't think it will ever get better than the season 2 summers ago. That cast of characters will go down in history.

Yeah no complaints about that one

 

[manwiththestick]

Watched The Last Leg on Friday night and they were talking about people watching this and also Chernobyl, the difference between both is that Chernobyl had better aftercare.

 

Made me chuckle.

[Jairzinho]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I like it. Lets me forget that the world is slowly imploding for an hour. 

I think it would remind me.

 

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Watched The Last Leg on Friday night and they were talking about people watching this and also Chernobyl, the difference between both is that Chernobyl had better aftercare.

 

Made me chuckle.

They should set the next one in Chernobyl.

[Bjornebye]

ITV2 go 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

I think it would remind me.

 

They should set the next one in Chernobyl.

 

Or maybe North Sentinel Island.

[Grinch]

There's straight men that watch this.   Honestly. 

[cloggypop]

What the fuck is ITV2? 

[3 Stacks]

5 hours ago, Grinch said:

There's straight men that watch this.   Honestly. 

Guiltyyyyyyyyy

[Spy Bee]

My missus lets me watch whatever I want on telly, even test matches, so my pay back to her is to watch this. It's shit, it makes me feel dead old, but I am somehow enjoying it. Getting to look at Amber and Lucie defo makes it easier.

[Captain Turdseye]

My missus goes round to her mates or watches it upstairs. Same with Big Brother and that Teen Mom shit. She knows me almost too well. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's on every night and she likes it so I am subjected to it, it's comfortably, comfortably the worst tv show that's ever been concocted. Every time one of them open there mouth and I want to shove a size 12 boot down it, looking forward to tonight's offering all the same.

[Spy Bee]

Sherif has been booted out. Rumour is that he's smuggled his personal phone in. 

[Bjornebye]

Woman are psychos 

[The Midnight Rambler]

The tables have turned. That Irish bird seems like good fun.

[Bjornebye]

If you aren't watching then you are missing out 

[Captain Turdseye]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If you aren't watching then you are missing out 

 

I was gonna watch it tonight but I’m stuck sat anxiously by the front door waiting for the postman to show up with this fucking wallet. 

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I was gonna watch it tonight but I’m stuck sat anxiously by the front door waiting for the postman to show up with this fucking wallet. 

Arrr fuck I completely forgot. I'll send it tomorrow 

[Bjornebye]

This girl joined the other night. She is Irish. I love her.

 

 

 

 

[Spy Bee]

She's fit, but she's a dickhead!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

She's fit, but she's a dickhead!

Makes it even better. Mucky bitch