Bus travel

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

"drive" ???

 

Yes. It’s a famous Bristolian saying. 

 

It makes more sense than you fucking cunts with your lollyices! 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Daps.

 

See, you can get it right. 

[Scooby Dudek]

I don't, it is an irrational response to the fact that 99% of people don't get thanks for doing their job, so why should bus drivers.

 

However, having read this thread I will now start thanking more people for doing their jobs, including bus drivers. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Always a hearty cheers from me. 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

 

 

Had to swap out a bus that a man shat on- he just stood up, lifted the priority seat up and shat.

 

 

Better out than in.

[Numero Veinticinco]

23 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

I thank them if they were on time.

 

23 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

Immaterial, isn't it. I apologise if I'm late to something, but I've never had a driver apologise to me for being late. Courtesy goes both ways.

 

Mind you, I have more trouble with buses being early. They love that shit here.

Haha. You’re such an asshole. You’re going to make an incredible cantankerous old bastard. 

[Dr Nowt]

Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving.

 

”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.”

 

”One pound thirty please mate.”

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving.

 

”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.”

 

”One pound thirty please mate.”

Out of rep but I'm in fucking tears here. The last line has killed me off 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving.

 

”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.”

 

”One pound thirty please mate.”

"Right you are. Do you have change for a fifty pound note? It'll be a justice neg for you if you don't."

[Strontium]

I have a pass you melts.

[Lee909]

Of course

[Lee909]

22 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

 

 

I’ve had seat  pissers, meth loon attack the bus 

 

 

 

 

First thought Reading this

 

About 1:10 in

 

 

[Mike D]

[TheHowieLama]

I wave when I see them on the roads - did thank my Uber driver yesterday and always thank the pilot at the end of the flight.

Similar yea?

[Jenson]

SD is Arnold Rimmer Esquire BSc, SSc

[Sugar Ape]

I haven’t got a bus for about a decade. Growing up in Netherley before I passed my driving test I had no choice but to get one for years and fucking hated it. 

 

Moving near a train route is much better. Well quicker just jumping the train to town. 

 

And of course I used to thank them. Except for one driver a couple of years older than me who used to live in my street because I shagged his sister so he used to ignore me for some reason. Plus he was ginger.

[Anubis]

A polite ‘thank you’ suffices.

[Bjornebye]

A bus from town late on a Friday evening is a fucking joyous experience. All the arl fuckers who have been in the Blob etc all day getting twatted are hilarious. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

A polite ‘thank you’ suffices.

You don't even show him your cock? 

[moof]

On 09/06/2019 at 00:45, halewood pete said:

Do you thank the driver when you get off the bus or is it a generation thing? I'm 62 now and always do it because when I was a kid my mum always did.

Is right mate, always. As lifey said, manners don’t cost a thing. A smile and a thank you always has a positive impact. 

[Jairzinho]

"gurt lush daps, drive"

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

"gurt lush daps, drive"

 

Is right my babber. 

[A Red]

On 09/06/2019 at 17:39, lifetime fan said:

 

Yes. It’s a famous Bristolian saying. 

 

It makes more sense than you fucking cunts with your lollyices! 

"drive" is also a hull thing

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Jenson said:

SD is Arnold Rimmer Esquire BSc, SSc

And Scooby is Mr Pink.

[Scooby Dudek]

19 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving.

 

”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.”

 

”One pound thirty please mate.”

 

15 hours ago, Jenson said:

SD is Arnold Rimmer Esquire BSc, SSc