Nicolas Pépé

[aRdja]

Welcome to the club

[aRdja]

I open he gets beat

[M_B]

I'm hearing he's close to signing for someone.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Welcome to the club

Which club?

[littletedwest]

He has same birthday as me, but younger  and the same as JFK and plenty of others sign him

[3 Stacks]

I'm obsessed with this cunt signing for us. When he does and becomes a world class player it will go down in the annals as one of my greatest ever internet wins. 

[rubble-rouser]

RIP YNWA etc 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Whoa Pepe!

[lifetime fan]

I’m pretty sure the fucking monstrosity with the pockets Turdseye was wearing at Reading away was Pepe Jeans. 

 

I’m out for that reason alone. 

[Anubis]

I’ve not seen him do anything in a Liverpool shirt which leads me to believe he’ll make it here. Sell him while we can get our money back.

[Heinze]

[aRdja]

 

[aRdja]

A bid is being PREPARED! Aggressive monitoring no more. Get in.

 

 

[Guest]

I still haven't seen him lean. He hasn't achieved anything until he shows us his lean.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

A bid is being PREPARED! Aggressive monitoring no more. Get in.

 

 

As tweeted by the always relate FalseFMatt. Haa anyone anywhere heard of the cunt?

[Paulie Dangerously]

I think the jokes about monitoring and preparing bids can be put to bed now.  The club is operating fantastically in the transfer market.  Look at Fabinho, if me and Rojo hadn't leaked it in the hours leading up to the announcement no-one would've seen it coming. 

 

Some interesting snippets on my twitter if anyone is interested. 

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m pretty sure the fucking monstrosity with the pockets Turdseye was wearing at Reading away was Pepe Jeans. 

 

I’m out for that reason alone. 

 

I’ve checked and Pepe has never worn a choker on live TV. 

 

For that reason I’m in. 

[lifetime fan]

It’s not a choker. 

 

It just looks like that because I have a more muscular neck than Tyson at his peak. 

[Bad Red Bull]

30 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I think the jokes about monitoring and preparing bids can be put to bed now.  The club is operating fantastically in the transfer market.  Look at Fabinho, if me and Rojo hadn't leaked it in the hours leading up to the announcement no-one would've seen it coming. 

 

Some interesting snippets on my twitter if anyone is interested. 

What's your Twitter handle, Paulie?

[Captain Turdseye]

@PaulITKdangerousLFC

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bidding for players having reached the CL final 2 seasons running and won it this year, must put us in an incredibly strong position. Plus Klopp. Only lazy shitehawks wouldn't want to play for us.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, rotoq said:

Bidding for players having reached the CL final 2 seasons running and won it this year, must put us in an incredibly strong position. Plus Klopp. Only lazy shitehawks wouldn't want to play for us.

To be fair to Pepe, he's not guaranteed first choice coming here.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

As tweeted by the always relate FalseFMatt. Haa anyone anywhere heard of the cunt?

 

To be fair to Matt he doesn’t pretend to be ITK, he just collates transfer reports from other sources and credits where it came from. In the case of Pepe he’s citing a sports journalist.

[Anubis]

48 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

What's your Twitter handle, Paulie?

It’s @Beansonafryup.

[aRdja]

46 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

What's your Twitter handle, Paulie?

@NotElRojo185373825