Women's World Cup

[VladimirIlyich]

Another great save...£2.50 off 12 cans of cider at the asda.

[Anubis]

Good finish from the Dutch. Sweden have faded in extra time. At present can’t see them getting back into it.

[dylstar]

England fans: let’s throw chairs around our host city and sing ten German bombers

 

Also England fans: SHE PRETENDED TO DRINK TEA

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Liverpool need to sign that Dutch reserve keeper.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lize_Kop

 

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, dylstar said:

England fans: let’s throw chairs around our host city and sing ten German bombers

 

Also England fans: SHE PRETENDED TO DRINK TEA

The Yanks still go on about that tea party thing?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I honestly thought she was miming smoking a joint.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She found one of Sarri's dog ends. 

[easytoslip]

On 03/07/2019 at 14:44, sir roger said:

Having watched bits of womens football over the past few tournaments , one of the best things was the lack of play acting & cheating compared to the mens game , but it seems to be creeping in particularly with the USA and I am sure this trend will increase.

Haven’t watched , it though did notice the covered up talking bollocks with some team.

[Pidge]

On ‎03‎/‎07‎/‎2019 at 22:10, dylstar said:

England fans: let’s throw chairs around our host city and sing ten German bombers

 

Also England fans: SHE PRETENDED TO DRINK TEA

Not bothered by it, but it's just one of those weird as fuck American perspectives on Britain.  Surprised she didn't have a fucking bowler hat hidden in her shorts...

 

She can fuck off with the "double standard for women" bollocks though, she must have missed the furore over Shaq's celebration against Serbia.

[sir roger]

She's waffling that it is some saying that was made popular by Sophie Turner ( GoT ) on her twitter , along the lines of

' And That's the Tea ' meaning the truth,

 

Must say there is a whiff of 'eating the grass' about that explanation.

 

Not seeing where the outrage is coming from England to be fair , Rapinoe had it right ' Wah,Wah,Wah '

[dylstar]

 

[Anubis]

In fairness, who better than Sansa to sum up the feelings you have after being bummed hard.

[J-V]

The Swede fan celebrating the goal, nice.

[J-V]

Phil Neville effect.  2 down

[Creator Supreme]

Almost as funny as watching the men get beat!

[J-V]

2-2 Shearer with the 2nd. 

[Creator Supreme]

Fuck me, is Neville coaching both teams?

[J-V]

VAR'd

[J-V]

Another Neville fails at Management.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

P Neville and the Womens team getting far too much praise from the media. The only team they beat from the top 10 ranked teams is Japan, and they're ranked 7th. The States are a very good team, so no disgrace losing against them. Sweden are solid but only 9th ranked in the World. England went into the tournament ranked 3rd only behind The USA and Germany. 

[Pureblood]

I loved that tea celebration.  Textbook bit of taunting.  

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Neville called the third-fourth place play off a nonsense game, what a bitter cock. 

[Pureblood]

Sackable offence.

[Anubis]

8 hours ago, TK421 said:

Sackable offence.

 

No, no, no. We are British, god damn it! Togger. Jumpers for goalposts. Nanny looking after our cuts and bruises. Swallows and Amazons. Home in time for cake and lashings of ginger beer. Boarding school. Letters from mummy. Poor but happy and grateful people working in factories and up chimneys. Sir Francis Drake playing bowls in the face of the Spanish Armada. Agincourt. Waterloo. Trafalger. The British Empire. The Raj. Rourke’s Drift. Queen Elizabeth II. The Commonwealth. Glorious failure. When we face a set back we rise again.

 

This is a valiant effort worthy of promotion to the men’s team. And a knighthood. Arise Sir Phil.

[sir roger]

Neville has apparently turned down an open-top bus parade to Downing Street.

 

Which lunatic thought that was appropriate for a team that came 4th in the Women's World Cup ?