Women's World Cup

[J-V]

Just now, clangers said:

Bottled it, Neville's a shoe in for the men's team next time around.

Hoping he gets the Manc job once Ole's magically ride crashes.

[rubble-rouser]

Why is it ‘brave’ for a professional to step up and take a penalty? That attitude is why   English sport consistently falls short.

[Trumo]

England's womens team are the most Spurs-y side ever. They've both got a goal-getting gonk up front (Kane/White), a defensive lumbering oaf (Dier/Bright), and a headless chicken at left back (Rose/Stokes).

[Trumo]

Just now, rubble-rouser said:

Why is it ‘brave’ for a professional to step up and take a penalty? That attitude is why   English sport consistently falls short.

 

Used to describe England teams after a knockout stage defeat, and ANY Scotland side in a major tournament.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Phil Neville will be thinking if I finish third an MBE might still be in the offing. He just said they went down to ten men, mmmmm. 

[J-V]

Bronze medal, they won't even win that.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

Why is it ‘brave’ for a professional to step up and take a penalty? That attitude is why   English sport consistently falls short.

But she’s a remarkable captain and remarkable human being.

[Dave D]

Neville just credited USA for their "experience" by playing the ball into the corner and keeping it there.

 

You have to just put your hands up to that kind of tactical masterclass    

[Pureblood]

Pizza Hut adverts and superimposed root vegetables next, please.

[Anubis]

Just now, J-V said:

Bronze medal, they won't even win that.

Bronze For Bronze. The headline writers can have that one for free.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Dave D said:

Neville just credited USA for their "experience" by playing the ball into the corner and keeping it there.

 

You have to just put your hands up to that kind of tactical masterclass    

laughable isn't it? But they've had the time of their lives. 

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

Neville just credited USA for their "experience" by playing the ball into the corner and keeping it there.

 

You have to just put your hands up to that kind of tactical masterclass    

Straight outta Everton's handbook when defending a draw.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

But she’s a remarkable captain and remarkable human being.

Alex Morgan is yes 

[Aventus]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

England's womens team are the most Spurs-y side ever. They've both got a goal-getting gonk up front (Kane/White), a defensive lumbering oaf (Dier/Bright), and a headless chicken at left back (Rose/Stokes).

Goal-getting gonk is second only to slack-jawed mong when describing Kane. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

But she’s a remarkable captain and remarkable human being.

Pearce should have just gone full Trump and used 'Beautiful.' 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Ohhhh, Phil Neville is off to the Olympics with team GB.....another failure for his CV. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Pizza Hut adverts and strategically inserted root vegetables next, please.

[J-V]

Yank coaches Dad is a red. 

[Anubis]

It’s a testament to how the England team has caught the imagination that we are now assigning them counterparts in the men’s team and ripping them just as much.  Bravo, ladies, bravo.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking yank bastards. First Hiroshima, now this. 

[Dave D]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

laughable isn't it? But they've had the time of their lives. 

They have to knight Neville surely?!

 

If anything he has exceeded Southgate?

 

Laughable as you rightly suggest.

 

 

 

 

[Strontium]

8 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

Why is it ‘brave’ for a professional to step up and take a penalty? That attitude is why   English sport consistently falls short.

 

I know, right? Whenever I play footy people are queuing up to take them, it's basically a free goal.

[Anubis]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Fucking yank bastards. First Hiroshima, now this. 

Get back to Brexit and blaming the EU for the penalty miss, you George Cross flag waving, cap doffing pleb

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Dave D said:

They have to knight Neville surely?!

 

If anything he has exceeded Southgate?

 

Laughable as you rightly suggest.

 

 

 

 

 

Olympics next summer with team GB. If he wins at least a Bronze medal he'll probably get an honour, two a penny anyway. 

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Get back to Brexit and blaming the EU for the penalty miss, you George Cross flag waving, cap doffing pleb

 

Harsh on...ah, feck it.