Jurgen Norbert Klopp

[Section_31]

He'll have a year out, do a little bit of this and a little bit of that, then get the Germany job 

[No2]

I could see him in the Gus Hiddink role, stepping in as a 3 month pick me up when Mainz, Dortmund or Liverpool are in a desperate pickle. He won't get involved in another club on a longterm basis.

[etho]

Nah he’s too committed to just be an interim

[Gruntfuttock]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

He'll have a year out, do a little bit of this and a little bit of that, then get the Germany job 

Replacing Olaf Scholz as Chancellor!

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Gruntfuttock said:

Replacing Olaf Scholz as Chancellor!

What happened to Willy Brandt?

[TD_LFC]

He's turning into that clingy ex who leaves you then acts like they've been dumped.

 

 

[Scott_M]

[El Rojo]

On 04/07/2024 at 16:57, TD_LFC said:

He's turning into that clingy ex who leaves you then acts like they've been dumped.

 

 

If you can’t handle him at his worst you didn’t deserve him at his best.

[an tha]

https://www.daveockop.com/latest-news/jurgen-klopp-takes-up-new-role-at-liverpool-fc/

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

https://www.daveockop.com/latest-news/jurgen-klopp-takes-up-new-role-at-liverpool-fc/

 

Actively working to undermine Slot already….

[Reckoner]

35 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Actively working to undermine Slot already….

He’s back. Get over it.

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

Actively working to undermine Slot already….

Wait until he starts turning up at Melwood every day....

 

 

Yeah i know it isn't Melwood now but it is to me!

[Saintslfc13]

5 hours ago, an tha said:

Wait until he starts turning up at Melwood every day....

 

 

Yeah i know it isn't Melwood now but it is to me!

It’s not real until we win the CL this season and Van Dijk texts him “this is your team boss” 

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, an tha said:

Yeah i know it isn't Melwood now but it is to me!

Admit it, you didn’t know how to  spell Kirkby/Kirby/Kerrrrrrby, did you?

[Reckoner]

7 hours ago, Saintslfc13 said:

It’s not real until we win the CL this season and Van Dijk texts him “this is your team boss” 

I wonder if Klopp will come in the dressing room and shake the players hands after, aka Houllier. 

[Gnasher]

With Lamine Yamal's father.

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

The dad looks like one of the gangsters from Bugsy Mallone.

[Dicko]

8 hours ago, Gnasher said:

With Lamine Yamal's father.

 

 

 

 

It's like someone surgically transferred Jack Nicholson's Joker smile onto Roberto Firmino's face then used a paint roller and a tin of Dulux Matte Black Emulsion on his head.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Gnasher said:

With Lamine Yamal's father.

 

 

 

 

What's with all the Scotland gear?

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

What's with all the Scotland gear?

Klopp advertising his next job?

[Red74]

I’ll give him till December before he announces his new job back in management. If not sooner. 
 

[clockspeed]

2 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I’ll give him till December before he announces his new job back in management. If not sooner. 
 

December is when Southgates contract runs out . Surely England wouldn't do anything so sensible with Howe and Potter seemingly available ? One part of me hopes he would take a 2 year contract to world cup and show the international world what we have experienced.

[Barrington Womble]

Maybe we could get this thread locked or fucked off to the other forum if he took the England job and started testing the resolve of one or two of our players. 

[KMD7]

4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Maybe we could get this thread locked or fucked off to the other forum if he took the England job and started testing the resolve of one or two of our players. 

 This. @dave u do the right thing here skip. 

[El Rojo]

The Aldershot On Tour crew were the very ones who rejoiced every time Klopp’s teams fell short against Man City and Real Madrid. 
 

If should go without saying, but he’d be an idiot to have anything to do with that job. 
 

I’m sure he’s clued in enough to feel the same.