Jurgen Norbert Klopp

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

There’s not a single manager in world football who could have elevated this team to these heights in the way that he has. He’s the best around, simple.

[Vincent Vega]

He’s on his way to a Shanks type statue.

 

”He also made the people happy”

[dockers_strike]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

That cunt's probably cracking house bricks over his head right now in magnificent desolation (thank you Buzz Aldrin)!

[Dr Nowt]

20 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

He’s on his way to a Shanks type statue.

 

”He also made the people happy”

Or “He made the people happy again”.

[Kevin D]

4 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Or “He made the people happy again”.

We need to know the big man's politics:

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

 

Mourinho: Hey, Jurgen see this cows? Why don't we run down and fuck one of these cows?

Klopp: Well, why don't we walk down and fuck 'em all.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

25 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

We need to know the big man's politics:

 

 

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/Eb1sjLs5kx3CJhdp7

 

[Kevin D]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

https://images.app.goo.gl/Eb1sjLs5kx3CJhdp7

 

 

It emanates from every pour of his personality, but it's always nice to read it in black and white.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The way he’s handled this week's fixture fuckery has been quite brilliant. Obviously, the under-19s were on a hiding to nothing against Villa , but it was clearly a good experience for them. Flying a bunch of them out to Qatar, to make them feel part of the world championship squad, will do wonders for their self-belief. 

[suzy]

We are living in special times, thank you Jurgen.

[Karl_b]

Other clubs don't have Jurgen Norbert Klopp as their manager. Ha!

[TheDrowningMan]

 

[Dr Nowt]

9 hours ago, Kevin D said:

We need to know the big man's politics:

 

 

 

Probably my favourite clip of him.

 

The delivery of bloody greedy especially.

[dockers_strike]

Just been watching Jurgen post game presser again. Right at the end they said Monterrey wanted to make a presentation to him but then they said they'd do it after the presser was over.

 

Anyone know what they gave him?

[aws]

Homage. 

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Probably my favourite clip of him.

 

The delivery of bloody greedy especially.

 

Not first hand, but I really like this:

 

 

It's 40 years after the fact, but you can see he remembers it all as clearly as your first blowjob.

[Kevin D]

 

[Dr Nowt]

32 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

Not first hand, but I really like this:

 

 

It's 40 years after the fact, but you can see he remembers it all as clearly as your first blowjob.

Class that. Stirring stuff.

[Dr Nowt]

10 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

Truly golden times.

 

Watching a living legend at work here.

 

Klopp’s not bad either, etc.

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Class that. Stirring stuff.

 

It's so genuine, as well, the way he just casually slips into a Shanks impression, as if you were discussing a great grandfather.

 

And then he says he would go back to visit to him, after he moved to Hamburg and was European player of the year. Who the fuck goes back to visit their old job to have a gabfest with their old boss? Especially when it's 2 and half hours away on a plane?

 

I've had bosses who I wouldn't piss on, if they were fucking alergic to piss.

 

Keegan absolutely worships the ground Shankly walked on.

 

I was really taken by the line "You can't kid that. You can't cheat that. You can't manufacture that rapport with supporters. Supporters see you as you are, and they either like you, or they don't. And with Shanks it was just a love affair."

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

It's so genuine, as well, the way he just casually slips into a Shanks impression, as if you were discussing a great grandfather.

 

And then he says he would go back to visit to him, after he moved to Hamburg and was European player of the year. Who the fuck goes back to visit their old job to have a gabfest with their old boss? Especially when it's 2 and half hours away on a plane?

 

I've had bosses who I wouldn't piss on, if they were fucking alergic to piss.

 

Keegan absolutely worships the ground Shankly walked on.

 

I was really taken by the line "You can't kid that. You can't cheat that. You can't manufacture that rapport with supporters. Supporters see you as you are, and they either like you, or they don't. And with Shanks it was just a love affair."

Completely agree mate. Picked his words carefully did Wor Kev, but they were also from the heart.

 

You can easily imagine similar sentiments being endorsed by this generation about Klopp in years to come.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I love all our players and think they are shit hot but they should still all be on their knees every morning thanking their god for Jurgen Klopp.

[Guest]

I bet Phillipe Coutinho is delighted with his decision to leave Liverpool. I reckon Klopp really wanted him to stay aswell. 

[Reckoner]

14 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I bet Phillipe Coutinho is delighted with his decision to leave Liverpool. I reckon Klopp really wanted him to stay aswell. 

Thanks Phillipe and Happy fucking Christmas 

[polymerpunkah]

On 22/12/2019 at 03:57, dockers_strike said:

Just been watching Jurgen post game presser again. Right at the end they said Monterrey wanted to make a presentation to him but then they said they'd do it after the presser was over.

 

Anyone know what they gave him?

Gold, frankincense, myrrh.