How long do you take having a shit?

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

Fuck me, that is me!

 

Ha ha

 

Repped.

 

Never seen Limmy’s show before, but that is ace.

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fuck me, that is me!

 

Ha ha

 

Repped.

 

Never seen Limmy’s show before, but that is ace.

Hit and miss, but when he gets it right it’s perfect.

[lifetime fan]

About an hour and a half so far, watched two episodes of The Shield on my laptop but my arse is now numb. 

[Section_31]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

About an hour and a half so far, watched two episodes of The Shield on my laptop but my arse is now numb. 

I don't spend as much time on the bog as I used to but used to get dead leg and have to pick my leg up and slam it down again to get the blood flowing, me ma would often think I'd fallen over.

[Sugar Ape]

Can’t believe the winning time thus far is sub five minutes. Fucking Philistines.

[Bjornebye]

I've had 4 shits today. I usually have 1 per day. 

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I've had 4 shits today. I usually have 1 per day. 

RIP YNWA.

[Remmie]

14 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Can’t believe the winning time thus far is sub five minutes. Fucking Philistines.

Clearly not wiping sufficiently, their underwear must have more skids than Monza

[RedKnight]

I bake my turds to within an inch of their lives. When they're ready I fire out torpoodos like Red October and frequently whilst only requiring one wipe afterwards. My arse is the ying to my bladder's yang.

[Pureblood]

Hehe, torpoodos.